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(815): But um yeah can I send booze in the American postal system?
(1-815): -.-
Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:34am |
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(615): Enjoy twi
Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:34am |
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(530): Cougars
Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:34am |
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(318): Dude...it feels like I'm in a music video
Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:33am |
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(601): I imagine Heaven being like that feeling of relief while ur pissing.. But FOREVER
Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:32am |
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(903): What a great day
Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:32am |
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(713): I'm miserable cuz I have to shit at the bar..but I don't wanna be THAT guy!!
Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:32am |
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(619): It got all over my face except for in my mouth....
(619): I just realized that sounds... It was my slurpee
Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:32am |
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(510): Passed out in front of the elevators. Some people cant handle reno?
Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:32am |
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(612): enough said...
Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:30am |
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(501): Just had to sit on the tailgate of the truck while my friend hooked upwith jailbait in the backseat!
Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:28am |
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(586): I think I fucked snooki last night..
(1-586): Nah bro, are you sure it wasn't an oompa loompa?
Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:28am |
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(630): Sunburn
Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:28am |
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(630): 1/4 alpha raiders. Usmc
Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:28am |
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(636): Dude! Look what this chick did to my back a few nights ago!!!
(314): Lol that look like exactly what my gf does to me
(636): ...
Posted Jul 29 2010 @ 3:44am |
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