TWI: Texting While Intoxicated

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(815): But um yeah can I send booze in the American postal system?
(1-815): -.-

Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:34am | 129 Comments

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(615): Enjoy twi

Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:34am | 11 Comments

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(530): Cougars

Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:34am | 2 Comments

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(318): Dude...it feels like I'm in a music video

Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:33am | 4 Comments

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(601): I imagine Heaven being like that feeling of relief while ur pissing.. But FOREVER

Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:32am | 7 Comments

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(903): What a great day

Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:32am | 27 Comments

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(713): I'm miserable cuz I have to shit at the bar..but I don't wanna be THAT guy!!

Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:32am | 3 Comments

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(619): It got all over my face except for in my mouth....
(619): I just realized that sounds... It was my slurpee

Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:32am | 4 Comments

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(510): Passed out in front of the elevators. Some people cant handle reno?

Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:32am | 5 Comments

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(612): enough said...

Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:30am | 11 Comments

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(501): Just had to sit on the tailgate of the truck while my friend hooked upwith jailbait in the backseat!

Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:28am | 7 Comments

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(586): I think I fucked snooki last night..
(1-586): Nah bro, are you sure it wasn't an oompa loompa?

Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:28am | 5 Comments

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(630): Sunburn

Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:28am | 9 Comments

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(630): 1/4 alpha raiders. Usmc

Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:28am | 17 Comments

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(636): Dude! Look what this chick did to my back a few nights ago!!!
(314): Lol that look like exactly what my gf does to me
(636): ...

Posted Jul 29 2010 @ 3:44am | 98 Comments