TWI: Texting While Intoxicated

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(831): Beach day! Come with me

Posted May 16 2013 @ 8:30pm | 2 Comments

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(252): Who cares about the ocean

Posted May 16 2013 @ 8:15pm | 1 Comments

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(707): All you need is a handful

Posted May 16 2013 @ 8:00pm | 0 Comments

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(570): I wish I believed this when I was told

Posted May 16 2013 @ 4:45pm | 0 Comments

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(616): I'd tap that

Posted May 16 2013 @ 4:30pm | 1 Comments

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(616): Should I be scared or aroused?

Posted May 16 2013 @ 4:15pm | 0 Comments

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(818): Good morning!

Posted May 16 2013 @ 4:00pm | 0 Comments

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(361): Stfu

Posted May 16 2013 @ 11:45am | 0 Comments

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(616): I'm waiting

Posted May 15 2013 @ 1:45am | 3 Comments

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(902): Love em

Posted May 15 2013 @ 1:30am | 1 Comments

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(888): I <3 boobs!

Posted May 15 2013 @ 1:15am | 4 Comments

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(1-920): That was quick.
(920): I refrain from fucking around.
(1-920): That's the first sign of being a grumpy old man...
(920): Eat a dick.

Posted May 15 2013 @ 1:00am | 0 Comments

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(440): Work hard play hard

Posted May 13 2013 @ 6:15am | 0 Comments

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(860): Keeping it classy.

Posted May 13 2013 @ 6:00am | 0 Comments

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(416): Jerry, my father, the beer thief

Posted May 13 2013 @ 1:45am | 0 Comments