TWI: Texting While Intoxicated

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(610): More ass is always better

Posted Apr 14 2013 @ 8:00pm | 2 Comments

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(718): Going through airport security I went to repack and dropped my lube on the floor and didn't notice so the woman called out "sir you dropped your uh" and then laughed for five minutes

Posted Apr 14 2013 @ 4:45pm | 1 Comments

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(931): Good night!

Posted Apr 14 2013 @ 4:30pm | 4 Comments

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(610): E-A-G-L-E-S

Posted Apr 14 2013 @ 4:15pm | 1 Comments

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(850): Winning!!!

Posted Apr 14 2013 @ 4:00pm | 2 Comments

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(303): Not goin out tonight

Posted Apr 11 2013 @ 6:15am | 2 Comments

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(937): He came in my ass
(1-937): Ew did you like it??
(937): Umm yea the you sister licked it up
(1-937): I hate you

Posted Apr 11 2013 @ 6:00am | 1 Comments

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Posted Apr 11 2013 @ 1:45am | 7 Comments

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(760): Some people just can't handle opening day...

Posted Apr 11 2013 @ 1:30am | 1 Comments

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(408): Fuck u bird

Posted Apr 11 2013 @ 1:15am | 0 Comments

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(702): Laser vaginal rejuvenation

Posted Apr 11 2013 @ 1:00am | 0 Comments

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(512): Yup

Posted Apr 10 2013 @ 8:45pm | 5 Comments

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(607): My 2 favorite things. Boobs and pizza rolls.

Posted Apr 10 2013 @ 8:30pm | 1 Comments

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(503): Getting ready for bed

Posted Apr 10 2013 @ 8:15pm | 2 Comments

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(601): Nice

Posted Apr 10 2013 @ 8:00pm | 2 Comments