Posted Mar 10 2010 @ 10:45am | 30 Comments
Posted Mar 10 2010 @ 3:45pm | 31 Comments
(760): Dude, Connor just took a freaking burger out of his pocket.
Posted Mar 10 2010 @ 6:15am | 8 Comments
(303): For the last time, hooking up with minorities does not count as aFIRMative ACTION.
Posted Mar 10 2010 @ 10:00am | 4 Comments
(706): Definately don't remember sending nudes to this guy, but the photographs are proof
Posted Mar 10 2010 @ 3:00pm | 11 Comments
(757): Im not seeing anyting that makes me wanna lick my laptop. I just wanna lick it.
Posted Mar 10 2010 @ 3:15pm | 7 Comments
(330): Do you like wanna fuck before friday cause thats when my abortion is and afterward im not having sex for a very very long time..
Posted Mar 10 2010 @ 10:15am | 32 Comments
(954): Don't you hate when it's cold out and yu grab your nuts to take a piss and it's like instaShriv?
(1-954): Whoever this is...yes.
(1-954): Whoever this is...yes.
Posted Mar 10 2010 @ 7:15pm | 7 Comments
(804): Imma start callin your girl souljaboy the way she got one hit wonders...
Posted Mar 10 2010 @ 10:30am | 8 Comments
(207): is it possible to fit a cueball in your asshole? because I gave up.
Posted Mar 10 2010 @ 3:30pm | 6 Comments
(909): Right now the trash can in the bathroom has so many used condoms in it I could start a sperm bank with your sperm. And I'm pretty sure the door handle is covered in lube.
(951): Haha the door handle has been covered in lube for awhile now....
(951): Haha the door handle has been covered in lube for awhile now....
Posted Mar 10 2010 @ 7:45pm | 6 Comments