TWI: Texting While Intoxicated

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(404): Yes!

Posted Jan 02 2011 @ 10:30am | 94 Comments

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(212): Damn it, woman not now I'm watching Family Guy.

Posted Aug 25 2010 @ 2:45pm | 122 Comments

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(210): Last night wasnt so bad...

Posted Sep 06 2009 @ 6:29pm | 824 Comments

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(479): enough said!

Posted Dec 19 2010 @ 3:00pm | 99 Comments

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(580): Found strippers phone with pics WIN

Posted Sep 09 2011 @ 11:30am | 21 Comments

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(403): I am getting ready. How about you?

Posted Apr 20 2011 @ 11:00am | 15 Comments

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(720): Check it
(303): Thats a nice comforter :)

Posted Dec 06 2010 @ 6:15pm | 85 Comments

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(318): I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there is no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around the rock and leave it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors why can't paper so this to people!? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that sh!t up in like 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors I always choose rock. The when somebody claims to have beaten me with paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shit I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"
(1-318): I love you.

Posted Sep 08 2009 @ 4:23am | 537 Comments

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