TWI: Texting While Intoxicated

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(503): i missed college

Posted Sep 21 2010 @ 3:00am | 44 Comments

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(644): How was the boat trip?
(1-644): Amazing, I rod a dolphin, had my slippers, made out with a mermaid, and t-pain even showed up!

Posted Oct 18 2009 @ 3:45am | 204 Comments

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(952): We couldn't find her for an hour, she passed out while peeing

Posted Nov 05 2009 @ 12:00am | 88 Comments

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(361): My private tutor :-)

Posted Dec 22 2009 @ 4:30am | 235 Comments

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(310): Last call on Halloween

Posted Nov 04 2009 @ 11:00am | 153 Comments

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(405): 405

Posted Nov 05 2010 @ 7:00pm | 39 Comments

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Posted Jun 13 2011 @ 11:30am | 77 Comments

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(479): yep!

Posted Dec 17 2010 @ 3:30pm | 127 Comments

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(325): blah i wish. fucking high schoolers and their cock teasyness

Posted Jan 06 2010 @ 4:15am | 264 Comments

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(270): Uhhh Yeah.... I just got it like that

Posted Nov 01 2009 @ 11:52pm | 139 Comments

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(410): Merry Xmas

Posted Dec 30 2012 @ 10:45am | 2 Comments

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(419): Remember how we were talking about the kind of girl that would let guys take provocative pictures of her? And you said they didn't exist? I told you Tanya wouldn't mind.

Posted Sep 30 2009 @ 7:15pm | 119 Comments

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(813): Love college

Posted Apr 06 2011 @ 11:30am | 47 Comments

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(806): Easy money

Posted Nov 05 2009 @ 8:45pm | 108 Comments

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(918): No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(1-918): Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted Apr 07 2010 @ 3:15am | 67 Comments