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(212): Damn it, woman not now I'm watching Family Guy.

Posted Aug 25 2010 @ 2:45pm | 122 Comments

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Posted by Dylan J. on Aug 25 2010 @ 2:47pm

Nice spread

Posted by Ismael G. on Aug 25 2010 @ 2:48pm

Damn!!!!

Posted by Qualianda D. on Aug 25 2010 @ 2:48pm

Woman got a big money-maker

Posted by Jason R. on Aug 25 2010 @ 2:53pm

That's why they make DVR's....

Posted by Dennis W. on Aug 25 2010 @ 2:53pm

What a fag... The he'll with family guy ... Do your job as a man

Posted by Yep N. on Aug 25 2010 @ 6:36pm

Are u kidding me? Family guy is awesome..... She could blow me till it's over, then I'd pile drive that bitch

Posted by Dennis W. on Aug 26 2010 @ 3:21am

Family guy is fucking lame
South park is where that shit is at

Posted by Patrick G. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:00pm

That's a money shot right there. I would be knee deep in the pussy fuck family Guy!

Posted by Paul A. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:04pm

If you really wanted to watch family guy just make she she stays there and multitask. Or you could be a real man and give it to her! If you want to watch family guy so dam bad just send her my way.

Posted by Larry W. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:06pm

8.75/10

Posted by Em O. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:07pm

Her underwear seems a bit dangly...

Posted by Patrick G. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:12pm

Can you send me a pair of yours?

Posted by Patrick G. on Aug 25 2010 @ 6:13pm

i still want yours emo

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Posted by Jack S. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:10pm

Very nice. 9/10

Posted by Karl S. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:14pm

No fool you were watching family guy!!!

Posted by Patrick G. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:16pm

Its lunchtime and I see what I want to eat

Posted by Eric H. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:16pm

Hit it from the back and watch family guy too. Maybe you'll be able to last longer than 30 seconds this time haha.

Posted by Eric F. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:16pm

Wats up everybody long time twi user first time commenting.

Posted by Joshua W. on Aug 25 2010 @ 6:26pm

GTFO Eric

Posted by Doug K. on Aug 25 2010 @ 9:14pm

vv agree

Posted by Ramona F. on Aug 28 2010 @ 11:25pm

Ehhh I prefer to read comments rather than make them. The people in the comments are generally douchey/slutty/desperate.. It's fun to read.

Posted by Jack S. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:17pm

9/10 fuck yes

Posted by Michael S. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:19pm

she even shaved. hawt.

Posted by Daniel E. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:20pm

It's called Hulu motherfucker, pause the shit

Posted by Eric D. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:23pm

Nice!

Posted by Miranda M. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:25pm

She knows, that's why she's on all fours so you can fuck and watch

Posted by FreshJohnson Y. on Aug 25 2010 @ 4:47pm

Mmm.. I like the way u think n talk.. She def kno wat she's doin..

Posted by Patrick G. on Aug 25 2010 @ 5:18pm

Id shut the TV off for you Miranda

Posted by Miranda M. on Aug 25 2010 @ 6:31pm

Well, isn't that... Sweet, lol

Posted by Max I. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:30pm

I'd be done before the first 'giggity'.

Posted by Steven C. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:33pm

I'd be slapping those lips hanging out of those panties......then tell her to go scrub those heels that looks like she firewalked.

Posted by John M. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:33pm

She got them fat labia's

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:33pm

Smack that, gimme some more! Wanna go to town on that right there

Posted by Rickey B. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:42pm

You can TiVo the show and watch it later but for now she's horny send her may way I'll handle it

Posted by Alyssia E. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:45pm

Poochy

Posted by Patrick G. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:57pm

You want to smoochie lol

Posted by James S. on Aug 25 2010 @ 3:53pm

It's a dude, watch family guy

Posted by Chelsea K. on Aug 25 2010 @ 5:26pm

Stfu with the "it's a dude" shit all the time! Damn!

Posted by Anthony G. on Mar 24 2012 @ 8:53am

Some guys don't know what women look like half naked
They never seen it
So they assume it's a man cause that's what they're familiar with

Posted by Wally W. on Aug 25 2010 @ 4:02pm

Those lips about to pop. Bust that pussy on 4's and watch Family Guy.

Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Aug 25 2010 @ 4:02pm

I voted bad night because she's blocking the view of the tv. Please move to the right a little.

Posted by Fozzie B. on Aug 25 2010 @ 5:37pm

Lolol

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Aug 25 2010 @ 6:19pm

Quackmacfag?

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Posted by Wolfy K. on Aug 25 2010 @ 4:24pm

I spy an arby's sandwich hangin out. Look, you can see part of the bun.

Posted by FreshJohnson Y. on Aug 25 2010 @ 4:43pm

Best picture on TWI that I ever seen..
But who gets on all 4's n takes a picture like that?

Posted by Kevin B. on Aug 25 2010 @ 6:29pm

Obviously that girl

Posted by Chelsea K. on Aug 25 2010 @ 7:19pm

Ive done that for my man plenty of times!

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Posted by Patrick G. on Aug 25 2010 @ 5:04pm

Yummy!!!

Posted by Warren G. on Aug 25 2010 @ 5:05pm

It's a rerun, tag that ass.

Posted by Katrina H. on Aug 25 2010 @ 5:10pm

What. A slut.

Posted by Patrick G. on Aug 25 2010 @ 5:14pm

If you took a pic like that it would be great

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Aug 25 2010 @ 5:29pm

WHY SO JELLY?

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Posted by Samuel P. on Aug 25 2010 @ 5:13pm

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Posted by Roger W. on Aug 25 2010 @ 5:31pm

Atleast she is shaved!

Posted by Fozzie B. on Aug 25 2010 @ 5:38pm

That's a guy you're all faggots

Posted by Fozzie B. on Aug 25 2010 @ 5:38pm

lol•

Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Aug 25 2010 @ 6:16pm

lol•

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Posted by David K. on Aug 25 2010 @ 6:05pm

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...

Posted by Heather L. on Aug 25 2010 @ 10:33pm

Do it like they do it on the discovery channel

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Aug 26 2010 @ 5:48am

Like an automatic drip

Posted by Joshua S. on Aug 25 2010 @ 6:18pm

Ur such a fag. Fuck ur girl, or someone like me will do it for ya.

Posted by Amanda S. on Aug 25 2010 @ 6:19pm

I wonder if this chick cares her semi-nude pic is on the internets....
Nahhh

Posted by Amanda S. on Aug 25 2010 @ 6:25pm

Oh and who says she's posing for a man?! What.. She can't be a lesbian?

Posted by Fozzie B. on Aug 25 2010 @ 6:29pm

stfu n gtfo

Posted by Amanda S. on Aug 25 2010 @ 6:32pm

Stfu and die... Just die
:) no not really.... Don't die

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Posted by Kevin B. on Aug 25 2010 @ 6:28pm

But apart from mi usual mo ive got to say this is one fine bitch

Posted by John A. on Aug 27 2010 @ 2:26pm

First time you havent called a chick a dude... I think hell jus froze over?

Posted by Joshua W. on Aug 25 2010 @ 6:33pm

I can't believe the NERVE of that girl!!! Family guy is on woman, FUCK!!! I'll take care if this..... You watch family guy and send her to my place, I'll make sure she gets the punishment she deserves for committing such a travesty

Posted by Dan D. on Aug 25 2010 @ 6:33pm

It hasn't been said yet by those dumb fucks but "that's a man

Posted by Colby C. on Aug 25 2010 @ 6:40pm

Hmm family guy a nice ass and half a hamburger pussy all in one pic this is def the best twi post for now

Posted by Joseph H. on Aug 25 2010 @ 6:40pm

Mmmmmm love the side of this sweet girls pussy poking out for me :)

Posted by Samuel P. on Aug 25 2010 @ 6:55pm

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Posted by Ricky H. on Aug 26 2010 @ 9:28pm

Or pussy I take it

Posted by Edson S. on Aug 25 2010 @ 6:58pm

Multitask! Fuck her doggy style and watch family guy. It's what I do when sportcenter is on.

Posted by Amanda S. on Aug 25 2010 @ 7:00pm

DVR it...

Posted by Heather L. on Aug 25 2010 @ 10:28pm

We can do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

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Posted by Chelsea K. on Aug 25 2010 @ 7:23pm

Damn, I'd love to lick that. :)

Posted by Ross E. on Aug 25 2010 @ 7:25pm

Me too

Posted by James S. on Aug 25 2010 @ 7:55pm

To bad y'all r too ugly to be licked that good

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Posted by Michelle R. on Aug 25 2010 @ 7:44pm

wow bigger mound than becca...

Posted by Eric D. on Aug 25 2010 @ 8:46pm

Bigger mound huh I'd like to see that :)

Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Aug 25 2010 @ 9:12pm

Vvv into trannys

Posted by Chris H. on Aug 25 2010 @ 8:09pm

Afuckinmen to posts like this, it's the only thing that keeps bringing me back to twi.
Btw I would fuck the living shit outta her all nizz-ite long!!!!!!

Posted by Jesse S. on Aug 25 2010 @ 8:24pm

All I can say is wow!!!!!

Posted by C-los A. on Aug 25 2010 @ 8:31pm

whoa! If you rather watch family guy I can handle her for that half an hour or so...lol

Posted by Craig R. on Aug 25 2010 @ 8:46pm

Damn... Her beef curtains be fallen out!

Posted by David R. on Aug 25 2010 @ 9:13pm

Baby got ass

Posted by Travis R. on Aug 25 2010 @ 11:38pm

Yeehaw!!

Posted by Sean W. on Aug 25 2010 @ 11:48pm

I think i lost my car keys in there

Posted by Alyssia E. on Aug 26 2010 @ 12:23am

I kinda wanna smack it a few time. ;) rawr

Posted by Alyssia E. on Aug 26 2010 @ 12:24am

Times*

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Aug 26 2010 @ 5:44am

Wierd... I was just thunk that bout you

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Aug 26 2010 @ 5:44am

Thinking•

Posted by Gregory F. on Aug 26 2010 @ 12:31am

The credits are rolling, STFU!

Posted by Jesse W. on Aug 26 2010 @ 2:32am

It looks like the opening credits though. I caught it in the corner of my eye when I was zoomed in.

Posted by Matt A. on Aug 26 2010 @ 1:43pm

Ya Its beg of ep

Posted by Dillon M. on Aug 26 2010 @ 1:56am

look at that side boob, and this side boob, is my side boob.

Posted by Richard H. on Aug 26 2010 @ 2:18am

Jail bait

Posted by Ramona F. on Aug 28 2010 @ 11:26pm

This. But hot none the less

Posted by Dan Z. on Aug 26 2010 @ 2:52am

Um fuk family guy, DVR

Posted by Lewis D. on Aug 26 2010 @ 3:02am

Very nice. Hot that shit all night long. It's hard to tell but it looks like she has so big titties also. What a great combo, ass and titties. I call that a good meal. Yummy

Posted by Michael K. on Aug 26 2010 @ 6:01am

Pussy lip..

Posted by Maury R. on Aug 26 2010 @ 7:00am

This is the best TWI ever! More like these, more like these!!!

Posted by Maury R. on Aug 26 2010 @ 7:01am

Never mind, I just found out from y'all this is a guy...that's some funny shit, hehe

Posted by J.C. F. on Aug 26 2010 @ 7:22am

. . .

Posted by Miguel R. on Aug 26 2010 @ 8:47am

If you bang her doggy style, you can STILL watch Family Guy. Multitasking abilities will get you far in life.

Posted by Sean P. on Aug 26 2010 @ 12:44pm

Last time I saw a lip like that it had a fish hook in it...

Posted by Patrick '. on Aug 26 2010 @ 1:33pm

DVR motherfucker

Posted by Krispin W. on Aug 26 2010 @ 2:50pm

Idiot. Pound her from behind and rest a beer on her head.

Posted by Alyssia E. on Aug 30 2010 @ 5:18am

That's what I'm sayin. Shiiit

Posted by Ben R. on Aug 26 2010 @ 7:15pm

I love that show!

Posted by Russell W. on Aug 27 2010 @ 1:23am

Those look like chick pants! Lesbians?

Posted by Courtney J. on Aug 27 2010 @ 7:15am

Some people have all the luck

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Aug 27 2010 @ 7:30am

Don't be sad now, we can still get sonethin goin ;)

Posted by Amanda O. on Aug 27 2010 @ 12:44pm

That is really clean looking, that has to be photoshopped.

Posted by Michael C. on Sep 04 2010 @ 1:53pm

Just can't be a good pic? U suck!

Posted by Jasmin M. on Aug 27 2010 @ 3:12pm

This chick has a nice ass and pretty face AND willing to give it up. That's rare! One word....DVR!!

Posted by Steven J. on Aug 27 2010 @ 4:51pm

That's a nice sausage wallet!!!

Posted by Mike G. on Aug 27 2010 @ 7:30pm

TWAT.
GFF

Posted by Dorian R. on Aug 28 2010 @ 1:02am

Who the fuck chooses family over THAT!! fag.

Posted by Dorian R. on Aug 28 2010 @ 1:02am

Family guy*

Posted by Johan A. on Jan 08 2011 @ 2:03am

Thats rite !!! Thats some sexyass bitch

Posted by Adam S. on Aug 28 2010 @ 5:26am

Omg send me nudes of her or any girl tightvaginalover@gmail.com

Posted by Alyssia E. on Aug 30 2010 @ 5:15am

You should die

Posted by Paul G. on Aug 30 2010 @ 5:51am

He just gave desperate a whole new meaning.

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Posted by Bill S. on Aug 29 2010 @ 3:26am

Just waiting for the "Great Night" to top 1000...

Posted by Israel S. on Aug 31 2010 @ 1:34am

Yes yes yes yes yes!

Posted by Robert H. on Sep 04 2010 @ 3:58am

That's one lucky guy.

Posted by Justin C. on Sep 05 2010 @ 7:50am

I just keep coming back to this post.

Posted by Edgar O. on Sep 10 2010 @ 3:55am

Shit homes push da record button on dat dvr n drive that asssss..... Pahahaha

Posted by Maurilio L. on Sep 30 2010 @ 7:20pm

Do it while watchin family guy!!

Posted by Andy H. on Dec 11 2010 @ 1:30pm

Seen this one before

Posted by David M. on Dec 14 2010 @ 5:55am

Hey Joe, what's your handicap?

Posted by Marvin G. on Dec 17 2010 @ 1:31pm

Wuts that smell? 

Posted by Jade A. on Dec 17 2010 @ 2:24pm

Damn, I want a piece and I'm not even into girls; this girl could change me!

Posted by Krista H. on Dec 28 2010 @ 10:34pm

You could always fuck her doggy style. lol. then you can watch family guy and get some xD

Posted by John F. on Dec 29 2010 @ 1:17am

I like the way you think

Posted by Rahul K. on Jan 07 2011 @ 9:34am

I would like to fuck you too krista

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Posted by Patrick M. on Dec 29 2010 @ 9:41am

could always take a bj and keep watching

Posted by Corey G. on Jan 01 2011 @ 6:46pm

Fail "she's not hott"

Posted by Dan D. on Jan 16 2011 @ 8:53pm

Repost, but still good

Posted by Carlos P. on Jan 18 2011 @ 12:51am

Turn the TV off & take care of business.

Posted by Josh V. on Jan 19 2011 @ 5:43pm

Screw the tv, actually I take that back...screw that fine looking girl! Turn the tv off...send me some pics...606-923-7352

Posted by Kevin W. on Feb 12 2011 @ 10:41pm

Repost from like 6 months ago

Posted by Jesse S. on Feb 17 2011 @ 5:54pm

que buenas nalgas

Posted by Julia M. on Mar 17 2011 @ 8:26am

Nice panties

Posted by Drew H. on Aug 27 2011 @ 3:31pm

let's see you in panties!!!!

Posted by Jay J. on Mar 24 2011 @ 8:33pm

Balls

Posted by Joey H. on Mar 24 2011 @ 11:59pm

Damn hmu

Posted by Jermaine P. on Apr 07 2011 @ 6:02pm

:......

Posted by Aaron G. on Apr 12 2011 @ 11:56pm

Sex and family guy? You lucky man

Posted by Mike K. on Apr 17 2011 @ 5:44pm

Fuck family guy. Id take the girl

Posted by John B. on Apr 18 2011 @ 4:38am

Wish the thong was off

Posted by . on Apr 20 2011 @ 2:04pm

i can do better than that, but itll cost you. You men send me a pic for one in return. 573-391-6314

Posted by . on Apr 20 2011 @ 2:08pm

oh shit. i mean 573-379-6314

Posted by . on Apr 22 2011 @ 12:30pm

this is my number and im not sending shit out and i aint answerin...im a guy so stop sendin me shit

Posted by Anthony G. on Mar 24 2012 @ 8:33am

Never put your phone number on the Internet
What's wrong with you?

Posted by Jack C. on Apr 26 2011 @ 3:06pm

before Prince William, Kate enjoyed banging college frat boys in America.

Posted by Jeff M. on May 30 2011 @ 1:32am

yuuummmm!!""

Posted by Brett S. on Jun 02 2011 @ 9:48pm

Still my fav pic on here! Fantastic ass ;)

Posted by Kody D. on Jun 16 2011 @ 5:01pm

I'd smash while saying GIGGITY!

Posted by Michaela M. on Mar 17 2012 @ 11:34pm

Hahaha nice

Posted by Zac W. on Jun 18 2011 @ 7:59pm

you'd watch family guy before smashin a chick that's easily a 6? dumbass...

Posted by Jusian C. on Jul 24 2011 @ 11:50pm

illl tap that5 and watch famly guy hahah!

Posted by Jasson R. on Jul 31 2011 @ 11:29am

Banned me once, banned me twice. Banned me 3 times well that ain't nice!
You ban the week and simple minded.
If there's another way in best believe I'll find it!
Why? Cause I gotta
Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin'
What
Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin'
What?
Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin'
What?
Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin'

Posted by Jasson R. on Jul 31 2011 @ 11:29am