TWI: Texting While Intoxicated

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 7:50pm

so gay it's not even funny!

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 7:50pm

I just threw up a lil bit

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 7:51pm

Clearly

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 7:53pm

just threw up in my mouth

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 7:53pm

obviously you live with one, unless you wear uggs perv. well you probably do since you sporting a thong sick freak

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 7:53pm

well that is just a frightening sight that I'll never be able to get outta my head. thankss

Posted by Shaun H. on Sep 08 2009 @ 7:54pm

this is really, really gay.

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 7:55pm

Too gay to function...

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 7:56pm

I think he has on my panties!!

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 7:58pm

that's hott!!
;)

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 7:59pm

dude nice legs hahha this is hilarious

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 7:59pm

pretty sexxxyyy

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 8:03pm

dude hot.

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 8:08pm

You have a really nice ass! :)

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 8:09pm

I'm momentrily blind and just had a seizure

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 8:10pm

I'd blow u

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 8:12pm

I'd blow you too

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 8:13pm

freakin sexay

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 8:14pm

I uh yeah nightmares and I just lost my appetite and threw up a bit...

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 8:14pm

sexxxy ; ]

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 8:16pm

soooo wrong.
ugh.

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 8:17pm

OMFG XD HILARIOUS

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 8:22pm

bleeeech. please, you think you're so fucking hott you just wanted to show everyone your bod... ew

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 8:23pm

I just puked during class thanks

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 8:28pm

lmfao!!! ;]

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 8:52pm

nice ass and legs btw :) haa love

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 9:08pm

Dayyuumm. That's a good night!

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 9:10pm

I'm scarred for life :(

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 9:17pm

wonder how many drinks he had 0.0

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 9:32pm

oh damn. you got a nice body.

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 9:45pm

mmhm that's how I like it :)

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 9:45pm

fuckin hot.

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 9:46pm

gay faggot

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 9:50pm

F.A.G.

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 10:07pm

dude that is something that most of us didn't wanna see

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 10:15pm

I'll say.

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 10:18pm

nice ass.

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 10:26pm

you need a tan and hopefully those aren't slippers lol :) lmao

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 10:30pm

Hamstrings need some work

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 10:37pm

ooookay bored much? not even that
thats just sad actually i mite start crying

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 10:44pm

haha ur hiding ur beer belly I'm surprised ur not wearig the ugs next to u lmao

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 10:47pm

god damn put pants on fatty

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 10:50pm

in 5.4.3.2.1 FAIL

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 10:56pm

he's just missing the tramp stamp!

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 11:05pm

that picture explains very well why there weren't enough girls there.

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 11:06pm

cute butt!

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 11:08pm

7:06 agree

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 11:21pm

nice but just kidding how drunk were u

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 11:34pm

I would do it! for real!

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 11:46pm

I just pulled an Orpheus.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 12:02am

wow! what my tounge would do to that bum hole!!!!!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 12:06am

he's got pimples on his ass.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 12:06am

those aren't pimples..... they're brain tumors

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 12:11am

goddam faggot, i just threw up and that guy is drunk as fuck or gay

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 12:16am

GAY! gaygaygaygay! fag...

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 12:27am

gay bastard

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 12:34am

oh wow...looks like you were in need of some vaginas present lol

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 12:51am

that's not poop. that's a gay ass ankle tattoo!!!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 12:58am

ummmmmmmmm.....I just threw up in my mouth....

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 1:22am

omg. this is from my area code. :(

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 1:35am

good for u! omg this is from my area code. dumb bitch! who cares!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 1:35am

this is extremely disturbing. professional help is advices

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 1:44am

damn thats fuckin sexy

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 1:48am

fake fail

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 1:50am

Marc?????

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:09am

... sexy (; NOT! man thongs are a definite no no!!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:11am

nice ass

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:20am

that's hot!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:24am

good for you, you made it on the site!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:36am

Ew, gross.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:40am

its really GAY!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:47am

i saw this little boy wearing camoflauge uggs!!! soo weird

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:50am

reason number 112 it's awesome to be a lesbian

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:56am

sick.. :P man thongs, iick!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:59am

ahh hell mofuckin yeh!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 3:02am

that's way hot

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 3:28am

wow ur butt looks really good in those. should wear them more often. ( I'm a girl btw)

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 3:31am

seeeeexxxxyyy darlin!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 3:33am

GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!¿,)?§/—:/…##‰^*+=_\~~ g(<>€£¥••••••••••••… AsI wasS sayin ur §0 gay!!!¡! !!!!’

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 3:35am

that made my flaccid go away number 56 ftw

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 3:42am

fucking gay

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 3:59am

faggot

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 4:03am

gross.... but 4:29 was fucking hilarious

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 4:06am

wow.. creepy...... nice ass, though

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 4:12am

It's so gay, even fags would call it gay!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 4:14am

hey it's Sebastian pround owner of the man ass you see here. I had my boyfriend take this before I let him pound this sexy ass for hours on end. word

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 4:14am

gay point blank.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 4:16am

... wow ... you have too much free time and cool tattoos.
this looks like something my boyfriend would do .. haha. :) it's cute/hilarious. n.n

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 4:24am

smsmxkcsopwd

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 4:56am

disturbing

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 4:58am

What the hell? Do you shave your Fawking legs? You're freaking gay man.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 4:58am

sexy ass.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 5:00am

BANANA HAMMOCK!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 5:20am

ughhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 5:20am

omg LOL where are you from? I really like the tattoo on your back.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 5:32am

I laughed when I saw this lol
Stick to boxers man, stick to boxers.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 5:37am

I wouldn't mind hinting that, hot!!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 6:01am

are you the same guy who posed with a trumpet

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 6:42am

513 here

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 7:22am

can u please turnaround? ;)

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 7:28am

That's just... bad. don't post that stuff. no one wants to see it.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 8:22am

I'd totally hit it.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 8:50am

this pic would be perfect if he had a tramp stamp ;x

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 8:52am

-onlysweet

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 11:07am

I beat off to this

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 11:13am

the gayness present in this picture cannot even be measured.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 11:40am

really! u got to f*****g kidding me LMAO

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 12:59pm

nice ass dude. I'd hit that

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 4:12pm

I'd blow him

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 4:18pm

fucking amazing ass, I'd blow and fuck you no prob, In fact Id pay for it your ass is so nice

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 5:36pm

nice ass!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 5:37pm

this is De his wifes best friend i kinda feel bad for puting this pic on here but all well thats what happens when u where a man thong!!!!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 5:47pm

hahahaha nice booty cheeks :)

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 8:50pm

i'd blow you

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 9:45pm

haha nice butt

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 10:44pm

NO HOMO!!! ahahahaha

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 11:10pm

Sexxxy Ass!!!!
Mmmmm

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 1:53am

thats hot

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 2:14am

Im a straight guy, but....
I'd tap that.

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 2:19am

who the fuck would where that shit

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 2:23am

wowowowowowowowowowowowow WTF

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 3:03am

ok ..y do u have those panties and more importantly y the fuck would u put them on sober or not

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 3:45am

who the hell took this
picture is what I wanna
know?

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 4:32am

fucking sick

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 4:33am

Jesus Christ thanks for blinding me

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 4:45am

WTF?? r u fucking serious??? man I dnt know wat the fuck to say........jus fucking kill yourself...use dat thong and hang yourself or sumthing

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 4:47am

jethro just got outta jail and found out he ain't the most popular girl anymore

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 4:56am

hilarious! nice ass though!! too bad I'd never be interested in this guy after seeing this pic....what kind of guy can get talked into this, or worse, came up with the idea himself!!!

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 5:56am

not cool!!

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 6:19am

nice ass!! ;)

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 8:32am

faggot fuck...he must work at a gay strip bar...ew

Posted by . on Sep 11 2009 @ 2:27am

I'll be right over!

Posted by . on Sep 11 2009 @ 4:00am

AUGH!!!!! MY EYES!!!!

Posted by . on Sep 11 2009 @ 6:04am

nice ass

Posted by . on Sep 11 2009 @ 5:23pm

wow disturbing im scared for
life

Posted by . on Sep 11 2009 @ 8:01pm

you sir, are a Faggot

Posted by . on Sep 11 2009 @ 8:49pm

you all are over reacting. almost every guy with a girlfriend will put on their girlfriends underwear as a joke. and that's a tattoo...not poop.

Posted by . on Sep 11 2009 @ 9:40pm

that's Kentucky for ya

Posted by . on Sep 12 2009 @ 2:26am

fagggggggot

Posted by . on Sep 12 2009 @ 5:14pm

ill turn
gay for this dude lmfao jk jk wow eww

Posted by . on Sep 12 2009 @ 7:21pm

shiittt I'd fuck you babbyyy.

Posted by . on Sep 13 2009 @ 10:05pm

god I want you to fuck me in the ass sooo hard I'll suck ur dick!!! I can feel it already

Posted by . on Sep 14 2009 @ 10:20pm

that's hott.

Posted by . on Sep 15 2009 @ 2:29am

fuck me that's booty son

Posted by . on Sep 15 2009 @ 3:00am

that's really really hot

Posted by . on Sep 15 2009 @ 5:06am

thatsa nicccce ass!! he's just having fun not gay! leve him alonnne he's hot

Posted by . on Sep 16 2009 @ 3:31am

coming from a gay guy. he's fucking hott!! I'll hit that anytime and anywhere.

Posted by . on Sep 17 2009 @ 1:14am

u know how I know ur gay?

Posted by . on Sep 17 2009 @ 2:40am

it's funny how guys call this gay, they were gay enough to actually look at this then want to leave a comment

Posted by . on Sep 17 2009 @ 6:02pm

I like it:)

Posted by . on Sep 20 2009 @ 2:39pm

Mann, look at that ass! nice,,

Posted by . on Sep 20 2009 @ 3:06pm

I'd stick my cock in there.

Posted by . on Sep 20 2009 @ 8:51pm

oooooooh, sexy!!!! xxox

Posted by . on Sep 21 2009 @ 6:35am

nice ass man

Posted by . on Sep 21 2009 @ 11:56pm

omg that is so sexy!
lol.

Posted by . on Sep 25 2009 @ 7:40am

Damn nice ass haha

Posted by Brandon S. on Sep 25 2009 @ 11:05pm

nice ass ^_^

Posted by Robert L. on Sep 27 2009 @ 4:14am

really?

Posted by Jessica O. on Jan 04 2010 @ 10:24am

Not bad!