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(718): ALEEEEEXXXX!!!! Duudde why the fuck did u let me go home w her sister???? We lit up and then fucked and when she finds out shes gonna castrate me!!!
(1-917): That akward moment when your best friend and girlfriend have the same name
(1-917): Hint: you texted the wrong one
(1-917): Consider yourself balless and dumped

Posted Jun 27 2012 @ 6:00am | 3 Comments

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Posted by Jamie J. on Jun 27 2012 @ 11:52pm

Sounds like a fake.

Posted by Ura F. on Jun 28 2012 @ 4:06pm

V looks like a fag

Posted by John B. on Jun 28 2012 @ 6:25pm

You smell like rotten fish left out on the patio and we all know that you don't shower due to water being shut off for lack of payments

Posted by Paul L. on Jul 01 2012 @ 2:55pm

And this is why we put last names in the phone...