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(660): So we're chilling outside and I get up and start walking away. Ran into Jose some time later, got him to run to the store and get me water. He came back and I guess I said to everyone 'I'm going to go walk in the grass some more' he told me to watch out for Pokemon. At this point I recall becoming excited and yelling 'I'm coming for you caterpie!' I ran for some time, no clue where or how far. While running some guy was smoking on his back cement patio and he saw me. I ensued a Pokemon battle he didn't know he was part of. I told him he couldnt handle my charmander and continued running. Woke up a few hours later in the grass.
(1-810): Wow you're something else
(660): Yeah taquila makes me fucking goonie

Posted Jul 09 2012 @ 1:00am | 2 Comments

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Posted by John B. on Jul 09 2012 @ 5:50am

Jose should have had water on his back already

Posted by Tyler E. on Jul 11 2012 @ 5:32pm

Yeah I agree, lazy ass. Maybe if I had added in there I woke up with no hang over people would not vote bad night, haha.

Posted by Shannon D. on Jul 12 2012 @ 11:07am

...WTF?! Why did I get this app?