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(214): Ok so long story short, tonight was the first night in a long time where I got the house to myself so since I got a new vibrator I was excited to use it finally....and then I ended up electrocuting my vagina

Posted Jul 10 2012 @ 6:30am | 2 Comments

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Posted by Bob B. on Jul 10 2012 @ 9:31am

Was it jumper cables hooked to a car battery?

Posted by Ura F. on Jul 11 2012 @ 3:21pm

Don't you have an ice cream van you should be driving around?

Posted by John B. on Jul 11 2012 @ 5:43pm

Should he be an unemployed internet ranger like yourself? Not everyone lives in their foster parents basement pretending to be someone we are not. Nope that's left for you corky

Posted by Bob B. on Jul 12 2012 @ 3:02am

Haha, unemployed Internet ranger. What a child molestation obsessed faggot Ura is. I'd say kill yourself, but that isn't doing us a favor. We enjoy laughing at your completely pathetic tranny self. Offing yourself would be a selfish thing that robs the world of a tool to ridicule. So, please stay around, you make us all feel better about our own lives.