TWI: Texting While Intoxicated

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(305): Dude there's cops in my driveway...
(1-305): Holy shit do you know why??
(305): No... Should I ask?
(1-305): Can you think of something you did wrong?
(305): I'm fucked

Posted Aug 30 2009 @ 2:15am | 62 Comments

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Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 2:20am

1st

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 2:22am

Lol. man that is fucked up

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 2:29am

lol good luck bro

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 2:35am

holy shit fucking hilarious

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 2:49am

lol Miami.

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 2:57am

fyl

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 3:03am

I wanna know what he did! lol

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 3:06am

just close your eyes and every thing will go away.

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 3:11am

bad place to hide a dead body

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 3:17am

lol poor guy and seriously wat the hell does 'pew' mean im getting pissed with that

Posted by Summer E. on Sep 27 2009 @ 6:19pm

less QQ more pew pew. it's a world of Warcraft thing. QQ is like wining and pew pew is like owning lol

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 3:18am

same Herr

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 3:19am

here

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 3:28am

haha

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 3:43am

ydi for being a fag

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 4:00am

lol representingg da 305(: lol wooow wut did yuu dooo O.O

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 4:34am

dat pew shit is fucking aggraviting dumb fuck!!!!!

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 4:41am

hahahahahahahhahahajajshahahhagaha

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 5:05am

last

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 5:07am

lol!

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 5:39am

HA HA HA HA XD

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 5:44am

what's pew???

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 5:54am

I agree w #22 STFU you annoying basterds.

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 5:57am

first post

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 5:57am

fucking gay

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 5:57am

second post

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 5:58am

go away

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 6:05am

oooo id lile to hear the end of this one :)

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 6:13am

get out of my mind!!

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 6:15am

^^. 2 above.

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 7:10am

that's great!

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 9:52am

huhaa nicce

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 10:06am

ok the person who who wrote after "fo away" TOTALLY messed up the song!!!

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 10:43am

2:08 am.. you rock. And lmfaotifo.

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 1:12pm

ok,listen carefully,ur gona need a rag some lemons a shovel and a dildo,lol

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 2:03pm

haha. I love it. but would love to know what happened!

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 2:41pm

cocaine dealer? murder? my 2 guess for a nigga in miami! haha

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 3:28pm

why did you take the jail bait!?!?

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 3:49pm

MIAMI, FLORIDA! 305!

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 4:21pm

10:41 A.M.- ur a deuce bag racist

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 7:12pm

lol and thats how mia puts dow :) so proud

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 9:53pm

305 till u die lmao.

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 10:28pm

haha miami, representt

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 7:17am

ahaha that sounds like me

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 7:48am

lmao yes!!!

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 8:20am

I no that feeling

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 8:10pm

pewpewpew

Posted by . on Sep 01 2009 @ 3:04am

that sucks

Posted by . on Sep 01 2009 @ 6:08am

MIAMI all day baby u knw we da best!!!

Posted by . on Sep 03 2009 @ 12:56am

I know this person. haaaa

Posted by . on Sep 05 2009 @ 2:07am

this happened to me on wednsday morning!!

Posted by . on Sep 06 2009 @ 12:43pm

Miami crazy shit happens here

Posted by Tony S. on Sep 26 2009 @ 5:08pm

yep. ^_^

Posted by . on Sep 07 2009 @ 11:50pm

play crazy!

Posted by . on Sep 13 2009 @ 2:51am

hahahahaaa funny stuff

Posted by . on Sep 19 2009 @ 10:37pm

fuck the 305 561 is where it's at

Posted by . on Sep 21 2009 @ 2:10am

11:43pm, this isn't fml -____-

Posted by Lauren E. on Sep 26 2009 @ 9:27pm

only in Miami bro... :P