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(813): Where is a better place to hide, In a cave or a tree?
(585): Let me guess another one of your sex jokes

Posted Feb 08 2010 @ 7:30pm | 13 Comments

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Posted by Cody K. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:30pm

What is sex?

Posted by Wolf M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:39pm

It's a barter system.

Posted by Below M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:45pm

Lmao @ wolf. So true, so so true.

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Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:31pm

I don't get it...

Posted by John M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:32pm

They're ruh-tards

Posted by Ryan J. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:32pm

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

Posted by Da-ve L. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:32pm

Tree = wood
Cave = vagina

Posted by Cody K. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:35pm

Ahh....

Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:40pm

Ahh got it

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Posted by Ashley R. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:34pm

Speaking only of hiding places and not sexual at all, I think we should hide Innn the tree...Noone would ever think to look inside the tree!!

Posted by Jack N. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:36pm

how do we get in there?

Posted by Ashley R. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:40pm

It's a hollow tree...and there's a secret underground enterance...

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Posted by Sabby A. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:35pm

Booooring

Posted by Peter D. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:39pm

I've hidden in a tree..

Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:41pm

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber says "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up all over myself and pass out!

Posted by Stabby M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:41pm

yes•

Posted by Peter D. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:42pm

•^_^•

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Posted by Christy B. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:46pm

I feel as though I lost intelligence while reading this.

Posted by Below M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:52pm

Lol. I know exactly what you mean.

Posted by Wolf M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 8:01pm

Here, as long as you're losing intelligence anyway, how bout you give me brain?

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Posted by Thegirlwith G. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:47pm

That's like asking if u would rather go spulunking or play with a stick

Posted by Dan R. on Feb 08 2010 @ 10:40pm

I wanna know the rest of the joke

Posted by Sabby A. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:07pm

Another 18 inches of snow tmrow :( fml.

Posted by Brittney C. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:19pm

goddamnittt! I was kinda sleepy till I read this...now I'm fuckin horny (;