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(661): When you walk around your house with your pants half off yelling "cocktail!!" you're gonna get slapped!

Posted Feb 08 2010 @ 11:45pm | 124 Comments

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Posted by Tiffany P. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:48pm

Ughh noo

Posted by Tyler F. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:48pm

I hope that's a dude

Posted by Tyler C. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:49pm

Because you're gay?

Posted by Devin W. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:51pm

I bet you do...

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Posted by Rarry K. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:54pm

*barf*
!

Posted by Sabby A. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:55pm

Barf•

Posted by Rarry K. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:58pm

Fart•

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Posted by Brittney M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:55pm

Uh eww!

Posted by Zahra H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:55pm

I cant tell what im looking for?

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:56pm

Either that's a dude, or a nasty female ass, but either way, this should not have been submitted. Nasty shit.

Posted by Brianna W. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:56pm

Well helloooo(:

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:57pm

Hola chica.

Posted by Rarry K. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:58pm

Hai briiiii

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Posted by Craig H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:57pm

Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.

Posted by Joseph A. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:17am

Looking like sherminator from American pie

Posted by Kay J. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:57pm

ahhhh my eyes

Posted by Craig H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:58pm

Get too much jizz on them?

Posted by Kay J. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:00am

no no I saw that picture. interesting story though...

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Posted by Tyler C. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:59pm

Yeahhhhhh. sixsixone representin'

Posted by Ginger T. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:00am

What the fuck? No....

Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:01am

I do NOT like his back.

Posted by Rarry K. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:02am

I do•

Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:02am

uwould

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Posted by Aashna C. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:03am

Disturbing...

Posted by Zac C. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:03am

They slapped his ass, and didn't punch him in the face?!?!?

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:15am

Yeah, WTF.... Lol

Posted by Allan B. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:08am

who knows what happened in the front.

Posted by Ryan H. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:03am

I just got done work. Started at 7 and it's now 11. How was everyones day??

Posted by Kay J. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:05am

good...how was yours?

Posted by Zac C. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:05am

Good.
Shitty you had to work so much though.
Getting paid, however.

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Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:04am

Oh nawww.
Hell naw.

Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:05am

Vvvvv is Jennifer and keana and Craig

Posted by Zac C. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:07am

And Brittney. He's been bored lately.

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:07am

Haha wtf

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Posted by Ginger T. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:07am

I keep getting random friends requests on fb from people idk. Stop please.

Posted by Rarry K. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:08am

*creep* ohhhh haiiii

Posted by Ginger T. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:09am

Herrooo.

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Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:07am

Is Jennifer, Keana, Craig, and James. vvvv

Posted by NewFag N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:08am

haiiiii

Posted by Ginger T. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:08am

Arrow blocked. My bad.

Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:09am

Aw dammit Michelle lol

Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:11am

Vvvv my BITCH!!

Posted by Ryan H. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:11am

Hey shady!!

Posted by Wolf M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:10am

Homo in the back is stretching his neck for a peek.

.... Craig?

Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:10am

Justin*.

Posted by Ginger T. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:11am

Hi wolfy.

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Posted by Thegirlwith G. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:12am

Currupting people something I do best

Posted by Nicholas A. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:16am

I do that better js

Posted by Thegirlwith G. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:17am

Really shall we compare

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Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:13am

I began to spread _______ when a large _______ licked my _________.

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:13am

My cheeks. Donkey. Asshole.

Posted by Thegirlwith G. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:14am

Legs dog ass

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Posted by Peter D. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:14am

Night everyone. Hopefully the wife doesn't get sick while sleeping! I'm so drained.

Posted by Ginger T. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:15am

Already? Man.. Welcome to the parenting world.

Posted by Rarry K. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:15am

Niteeee

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Posted by Gina N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:18am

You're all really gay

Posted by Jack N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:02am

Ur jelly

Posted by Nate S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:19am

I hate when people put 'js' on the end of potentially socially awkward or off-the-wall statements. STAND BY YOUR SHIT, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Posted by Karl L. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:21am

I agree, js.

Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:21am

You're a newfag, js.

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Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:23am

Sleep? Not me

Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:24am

I would like a cocktail.

Posted by Mike J. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:25am

Hey!!!

Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:26am

Hey baybay

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Posted by Randy L. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:24am

I love chips ahoy and weed!!

Posted by Nicholas A. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:28am

I've got chips ahoy! I'm gonna have some now

Posted by Keebler E. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:29am

I've got the weed! Let's party bitch

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Posted by Mike J. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:28am

Gonna watch legion?
who's seen it?

Posted by Mizter G. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:28am

It sucks!!!

Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:29am

I heard it sucked. Go see Book of Eli instead.

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Posted by Krycztee B. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:34am

After getting hit so hard he has welts this one still doesn't put his pants on? He's either an idiot, or a masochistic freak.

Posted by Jack N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:35am

U spilled ur c'caine lol

Posted by Craig H. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:38am

V win

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Posted by Stabby M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:34am

whats up internet. i am eating dulce de leche. if you dont know what that is do yourself a favor and buy it. dont even google it. just buy and eat it

Posted by Nicholas A. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:36am

Ice cream? That's good stuff dude

Posted by Stabby M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:37am

vv fail #1
go buy it

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Posted by Ginger T. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:35am

My dog is Taking up half my bed. Wtfff.

Posted by Craig H. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:37am

Fucking spank it.

Posted by Ginger T. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:38am

No and stfu.

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Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:40am

Fanpage. NAO.

Posted by Craig H. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:41am

Hi. Im one of your fakes, whats up?

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:45am

You're my faggot troll.
Good work.

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Posted by Thegirlwith G. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:42am

Jack u hoe lol

Posted by Gloria R. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:44am

He's a fagyt

Posted by Jack N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:47am

Lol what? FU Gloria I'm straighter than a rainbow

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Posted by Kat E. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:45am

That ass is gross! If I was going to slap it, I'd use a paddle to make sure I covered as much surface as possible

Posted by Craig H. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:47am

You would need a fucking tennis raquet to cover the size of that.

Posted by Kat E. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:48am

Wow Craig ... No offhand comment calling me a fag?

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Posted by Jack N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:57am

Hey Nate, I like ur ? mark, js

Posted by Kat E. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:58am

Lmao!!!!

Posted by Gloria R. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:02am

Fageet

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Posted by Kay J. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:06am

did everyone just leave?

Posted by Gloria R. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:07am

here•

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:07am

I replied in my thread, kay.

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Posted by Dinora D. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:07am

Jäger bombs

Posted by Karl L. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:08am

Sake bombs

Posted by Stephanie J. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:08am

This Friday!

Posted by Karl L. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:09am

Woo! Luck youuuuu!

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Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:08am

Nuclear bombs

Posted by Karl L. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:10am

That must be one strong ass drank

Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:11am

i'd so ducked ocan onry rrpe with my fayce!

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Posted by Stephanie J. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:08am

Psh. I have a blue birth mark on my white booty.

Posted by Stabby M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:21am

wtf blue?

Posted by Karl L. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:09am

Suicide bombs

Posted by Jack N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:10am

Drop beats, not bombs

Posted by Gloria R. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:12am

Still a fageit

Posted by Below M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:13am

Fageit?

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Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:11am

Make cupcakes, not war! <3

Posted by Jack N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:14am

cookies

Posted by Below M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:15am

Mmmmm war, yum.

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Posted by Gloria R. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:19am

Why are you brauds so crazed over this Jack character. It's obvious you all want meh because deep down your all pussy licking, tit sucking cuntbags. Men, women, kids, and animals want meh. Jealous haters can kiss my fat Latina azz.
Dueces bitchez/lick ma klit

Posted by Jack N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:22am

If only they knew I was into horses like u Gloria

Posted by Kat E. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:23am

Bc he's hot as fuck

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Posted by Chase N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:20am

Make love not war on the bed not the floor

Posted by Thegirlwith G. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:25am

In the bed then on the floor

Posted by Chase N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:34am

Sounds good to

Posted by Thegirlwith G. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:36am

I like my way

Posted by Dorian S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:21am

Jäger bombs.

Posted by Stabby M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:26am

"when i die, i dont wanna go to the purgatory, i wanna go to the faggotory" - Art

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:28am

I would never say that.

Posted by Stabby M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:29am

lying foool

Posted by Kay J. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:26am

what are the threads of artimus?

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:27am

Haha.
I posted something on the fanpage wall.
Its a lil hard to read but still legible.

Posted by Kay J. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:28am

I have a fat disgusting stalker (hence the new profile and name change)...if I become a fan of the page then he will see I use TWI and will follow me on TWI and ruin it for me. you should post them on your profile

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Posted by Zahra H. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:27am

Lolololrubikscubelolol

Posted by Karl L. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:30am

Up so late young one!

Posted by Zahra H. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:31am

MONSTERRRENERGYDRINKS!

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Posted by Karl L. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:29am

Pants on the ground pants on the ground looking like a fool with your pants on the ground... Sorry guys.

Posted by Jack N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:30am

You should be

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:36am

Vvvvv

Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:30am

If I could bang any celeb, I would bang _____.

Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:31am

Ryan Gosling.

Posted by Karl L. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:32am

Presently? Nicole Richardson... Wait what?

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Posted by Amani A. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:32am

Is that a guy in the pic?

Posted by Below M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:33am

Is anybody having a problem with the fb app. I open it and it crashes right away.

Posted by Karl L. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:35am

Nope :/

Posted by Stabby M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:39am

nah•

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Posted by Below M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:33am

V excuse my punctuation ?

Posted by Zahra H. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:42am

Excuse you! Mr punctuation!

Posted by Nate S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:43am

vvvv lolol

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Posted by Christy B. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:48am

Eeww! Eeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:49am

Shush!!

Posted by Devin W. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:50am

Hot! Hotttttt*

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Posted by Chase N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:49am

Is kittie on??

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:51am

No•

Posted by Craig H. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:01am

Yes*..

Posted by Barry B. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:56am

If I could bang any TWIceleb... I would bang___________.

Posted by Jack N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:57am

Anon.

Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:57am

Cawnt.

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Posted by Rebbeca C. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:59am

If I dropped my panties you would ________

Posted by Gloria R. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:00am

Lick your cawk

Posted by Chase N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:00am

See a penis

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Posted by Chase N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:01am

If I had a 12 in. cock you would________

Posted by Rebbeca C. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:02am

Still punch you in the face.

Posted by Stabby M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:02am

cry because most girls would probably be scarer

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Posted by Zahra H. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:03am

If you were a curtian what room would you be in and what type of wood would you be nade out of?

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:04am

Hahaha

Posted by Chase N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:04am

A porn room and pine

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Posted by Stabby M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:05am

girls are you an innie or outtie? (sooo wish i could insert a pic right here)

Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:06am

Innie as in belly button??

Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:07am

innie, haha.

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Posted by Jeff B. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:11am

What kinds of guns do you have

Posted by Jack N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:11am

Squirt

Posted by Kay J. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:12am

a left and a right

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Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:12am

Your sitting in a pile of _______ when you mother walks in and ______.

Posted by Jack N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:13am

Porn mags, finishes me off

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:14am

Shit, pisses all over you.

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Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:12am

Hahaha circumsized or not???

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:14am

Circumsized. Btw if you're not, it's looks gross, usually smells gross, and is a lot less cleaner.

Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:14am

I <3 mah 4skin.

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Posted by Zahra H. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:16am

JOHNNAYGETBACKINDEHHOUSEBOI!

Posted by Chase N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:17am

Bra size???

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:17am

42 A•• lawl

Posted by Gloria R. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:18am

42 Double F

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Posted by Stabby M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:19am

pancaker test - form a ring with your index finger and thumb. put it on top of your nipple. if the areola is bigger than the ring, youre a pancaker

Posted by Chase N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:20am

Ewwww peperoni nips

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:20am

I have dime nipples :( ~~~> •

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Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:25am

Flick your nipple, in 8 seconds your high beams will turn on.

Posted by Chase N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:26am

Oh shit

Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:28am

Hahaha

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Posted by Jeff B. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:25am

Where do you carry your pistol

Posted by Stabby M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:26am

my ass. IN my ass. like, inside my anus

Posted by Chase N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:27am

In my panties

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Posted by Monica C. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:27am

Need to sleep. But can't. Suggestions?

Posted by Kay J. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:28am

have Tylenol pm or benadryl?

Posted by Chase N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:29am

Had dick?

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Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:29am

Fap really hard until you wake someone up. Then talk to them until you fall asleep.
Or read a book

Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:29am

Fuck that was supposed to be a reply

Posted by Chase N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:29am

Nooooo

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Posted by Darold J. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:29am

Drugs will bring the sandman and the drool on the pillow

Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:30am

Lol hi darold

Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:30am

Omg... Ur pic frightens me!!

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Posted by Chase N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:32am

Masterbation helps you sleep???

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:33am

Yes••

Posted by Nate S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:33am

Yup•

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Posted by Jack N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:37am

<- James

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:38am

<- Kat

Posted by Gloria R. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:39am

<~ Gloria

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Posted by Chase N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:38am

When is valitines

Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:43am

Valentines*

Posted by Kay J. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:50am

feb.14th...

Posted by Chase N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:38am

<----- James

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:40am

No my only faggot troll is craig.
You are real.

Posted by Chase N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:41am

<------- artimus

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Posted by Darold J. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:42am

Oh my u must not have girl to know what dat valentines day is it's the 14 I have to remeber it's that evil life sucking bitch of girlfriend of mines birthday.would not put up with her matinence if she was not so damn good in bed.

Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:43am

Lol titties or gtfo Darold
FYI YOUR titties please js

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:45am

Better punctuation would help people to better understand what you're trying to say.

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Posted by Stabby M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:42am

1. google image "tubular breasts"
2. cry/turn gay/suicide
and im out. goodnight internet

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:43am

Later.

Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:45am

Ewww I googled it. Those are ugly boobies!! Especially the sagging and the nipples!!
Nighty night

Posted by Kat E. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:48am

Freaking stabby

Posted by Darold J. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:43am

Ah don't text when she is standing behind u either ummmm bad idea

Posted by Jeff B. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:44am

She can also stand in front of you and be out of your view.

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:44am

Bahahaha

Posted by Joseph A. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:46am

What's up Kyle gas

Posted by Gubs O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:43am

Chase is what some might refer to as "teh g@y"

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:45am

Diz iz deh truf

Posted by Chase N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:45am

Ok????

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Posted by Joseph A. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:47am

Gettin my Tattoo machine :)

Posted by Kay J. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:49am

tattoo gun...?

Posted by Emma S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:51am

If you aren't employed at a shop and don't even know what it's called, and are still going to buy one, you should probably just die a slow and painful death.

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Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:49am

What kind of bed, and how big?

Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:50am

Queen size. Memory foam!!! Yeah! I kno

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:51am

Lol exciting! California King Tempurpedic!!! Because I'm 6"6 and my back is shitty.

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Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:50am

Adios TWIcelebs

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:50am

Night night.

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:50am

Nite gangsta

Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:52am

Gn Amanda

Posted by Gubs O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:56am

Backstreet Boys<3

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:56am

Nsync...

Posted by Gloria R. on Feb 09 2010 @ 2:58am

NKOTB<3

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Posted by Tawny M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:01am

I miss twiing

Posted by Gubs O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:02am

Get a phone

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:02am

Miss what?

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Posted by Dave W. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:04am

Dude at the table is trying to get a better look..... Why?

Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:04am

It's tearin' up my heart when I'm with you...

Posted by Carlton I. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:05am

:( you sound sad.

Posted by Jack N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:05am

And when we are apart I feel it too, lolz

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Posted by Emma S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:14am

Fucking shitty ass mood and too tipsy to hit the keys priperly ti explain.
GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR

Posted by Jack N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:14am

Punished for shitting on the carpet again huh

Posted by Devin W. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:16am

Pooping on the carpet ftl, Sammis dog

Posted by Josh S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:20am

He called tha shit, poop!

Posted by Devin W. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:17am

Backstreet's back ALRIGHT

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:22am

Huh?!?!?

Posted by Gubs O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:23am

FUCK YAAAA

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:28am

FILL ME IN.

Posted by Gubs O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:18am

Huh
Yeah, ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha
I may run and hide
When you're screamin' my name, alright
But let me tell you now
There are prices to fame, alright
All of our time spent in flashes of light
[Chorus:]
All you people can't you see, can't you see
How your love's affecting our reality
Every time we're down
You can make it right
And that makes you larger than life

Posted by Gubs O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:18am

Looking at the crowd
And I see your body sway, c'mon
Wishin' I could thank you in a different way, c'mon
Cuz all of your time spent keeps us alive
[Chorus]
All of your time spent keeps us alive

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:20am

........

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Posted by Nikki M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:20am

Grrr boyfriend still mad at me.

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:21am

Ohhhnoo lol

Posted by Gubs O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:21am

I'll talk to him for you

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Posted by Mike J. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:22am

Wow that was a stupid movie

Posted by Devin W. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:23am

What movie?

Posted by Mike J. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:23am

Legion.. But hilarious

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Posted by Kay J. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:23am

fenga paaapit

Posted by Gubs O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:24am

Likes*

Posted by Nikki M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:25am

I don't know what that means

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:29am

I'm here!!

Posted by Randy L. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:24am

Dude she is DTF down to fuck she wants my dick in or around her mouth!

Posted by Joseph A. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:28am

SUPABAD

Posted by Barry B. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:30am

I like to_______ after a good fapping...

Posted by Nikki M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:30am

Eat babies

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:31am

Take a dump

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Posted by Jack N. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:30am

Hey Cawnt, is that chick in Astom's pic ur bangin hot gf that ur always braggin about?

Posted by Joseph A. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:31am

She is Bangin

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:31am

Yes.... We're married.

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Posted by Joseph A. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:33am

I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:33am

Shutup chip!!

Posted by Allen G. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:36am

Cottage cheese ass FTL!

Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:41am

I said you can have whatever you like, stacks on me, Patron on ice...

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:42am

Baby you can have whatever you like.

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:45am

Trey songz's version > TIP's version

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Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:44am

Womens breasts can swell upto 30% when aroused - true fact.

Posted by Below M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 7:35am

We discussed this a couple days ago and I've never noticed.

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:45am

On and sorry guys, but 52% of women fake orgasms. :-(

Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:47am

Lies, she said I gave her 10 in 9 seconds

Posted by Tawny M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:47am

Lol•

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Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:53am

Retarded ejaculation is a sexual dysfunction in which the male is unable to have an orgasm despite sufficient arousal and stimulation.

Posted by Nikki M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:56am

If he's not ejaculatimg why is it called retarded ejaculation? I don't get it.

Posted by Werner M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:57am

Lawlz v

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Posted by Derrick B. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:56am

< in love with Cyntheria

Posted by Thegirlwith G. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:58am

Hey u

Posted by Derrick B. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:01am

Oh... And vv her hawtness... Arrows mention for golden sexy eyes... What's up? U know of cyntheria?

Posted by Thegirlwith G. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:03am

Lol if i do I don't remember now

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:57am

Oh and btw, the total debt of all Americans, and America, is 56..... TRILLION dollars. Must be imaginary money.

Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:58am

Fucking China.

Posted by Thegirlwith G. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:59am

Soon the peso will be worth more if it isn't already

Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:00am

Lol•

Posted by Derrick B. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:10am

Excuse... Can I get directions to you g-Spot? Thx ur a doll :)

Posted by Thegirlwith G. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:12am

I sent u a map it's in ur pants read at your own discretion

Posted by Derrick B. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:17am

I think I just pitched a tent....

Posted by Thegirlwith G. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:23am

Lol camping I'm game

Posted by Derrick B. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:15am

Shady, if you want a longer orgasm, come back as a pig... Theirs last and effin HOUR....

Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:18am

Fucking bastards lol.

Posted by Zac C. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:19am

Ivanna?

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Posted by Astom O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:25am

I'm off too bed!

Posted by Lauren D. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:26am

Sweet dreams!

Posted by Zac C. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:38am

Night Astom.

Posted by Lauren D. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:25am

Good morning nice people :)

Posted by Thegirlwith G. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:26am

Cute kitty

Posted by Werner M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:26am

Hi kitty. Whoa wait A KITTY? Grrrr!

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Posted by Gubs O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:28am

Have you ever seen a mannequin you wanna fuck?

Posted by Devin W. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:29am

Vvvv winrar

Posted by Werner M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:31am

Yes. Fml.

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Posted by Derrick B. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:33am

Hey add me on facebook guys!!!! Let's be friends!!!! Oh wait, u can't!!!!! Cuz I'm still annonymous right? Friggin lame

Posted by Nikki M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:37am

Did you used to be not anonymous?

Posted by Derrick B. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:43am

;) I'll pm u at some point

Posted by Cawntdee S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:52am

Who's going to Denny's?

Posted by Shady S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:52am

Hi Piggy.

Posted by Goldens H. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:54am

Omw sexy boy.

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Posted by Craig H. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:53am

Why have trillions when you can have billions? MUHAHAHA

Posted by Zac C. on Feb 09 2010 @ 5:33am

Fuck. TWI is dead. I've never seen it this bad. Guess I'll finish up work. Later to anyone that's left here.

Posted by Craig H. on Feb 09 2010 @ 5:35am

Cya Zac

Posted by Gubs O. on Feb 09 2010 @ 5:39am

Fuckin Craig....

Posted by Barry B. on Feb 09 2010 @ 5:35am

I went to the store to buy a candle holder, they didn't have any... So I bought... A cake! My apartment neighbor used to bang on the wall to tell me to turn my music down so I'd mess him and yell, "Go Ayround!" and escalator can never be broken, it can only becaome... Stairs. Thank you for the convienience... You can't please everyone all the time, and some people you can't please any of the time, and last night all of those people was at my show... Lol quotes ftw who cares if u don't get it ;)

Posted by Barry B. on Feb 09 2010 @ 5:37am

RIP Mitch H... If n e1 could do their job high as a kite, it was you

Posted by John M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 5:42am

He was amazing

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Posted by Bob W. on Feb 09 2010 @ 6:06am

I don't what sucks worse the snow outside or this pic?

Posted by Emilyjane C. on Feb 09 2010 @ 8:13am

Lmao ;)

Posted by Cassondra B. on Feb 09 2010 @ 8:46am

Lmao!!

Posted by Michelle R. on Feb 09 2010 @ 9:24am

Thank god for plastic surgeons...

Posted by Brittney C. on Feb 09 2010 @ 11:00am

Yucckk! Is that cellulite ?

Posted by Erin T. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:39pm

I see some fungus

Posted by Tyler K. on Feb 09 2010 @ 5:18pm

Look at him... Lookin like a fool with his pants on the ground.

Posted by Stephanie S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 6:04pm

Haha xD

Posted by Brittney C. on Feb 10 2010 @ 11:48am

Sooo true haha

Posted by Stephanie S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 6:04pm

Eww that looks utterly disturbing n gross!

Posted by Matt R. on Feb 09 2010 @ 6:18pm

Damn steph, you type sexi

Posted by Darren C. on Feb 18 2010 @ 11:35am

Why does this have to be in my area?...