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(812): Never will I be drunk enough to hit that but figured you might want to give it a go

Posted Feb 11 2010 @ 12:30am | 118 Comments

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Posted by Mariam M. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:31am

I actually do love cheese.

Posted by Saad K. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:32am

MO'cushion FODAPUSHIN

Posted by Dinora D. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:32am

Put her back in the water before she dies!

Posted by Cole H. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:34am

Lmao!!! *high five*

Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:44am

UNCE UNCE
UNCE
UNCE..7NCE
UNCE

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Posted by Devin W. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:32am

Hawtest thing ever

Posted by Darold J. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:33am

Wonder if he is calling for take out ??

Posted by Gina H. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:33am

Why is that guy wearing a sweater at the bea.... Waiiiit a minute

Posted by John M. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:43am

Lmao!

Posted by Dayle . on Feb 12 2010 @ 1:47pm

was about to ask the same question!!! lol! only whered he find a sweater half top! HOTT!

Posted by Chunli T. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:33am

She's going to have some badass tan lines, that's for sure.

Posted by Andy B. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:33am

I'd smash

Posted by Rebbeca C. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:41am

Wait your turn bitch.

Posted by Joselyn R. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:36am

W0W! ? lol

Posted by Nicole W. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:38am

I have no words.... lol.

Posted by Alex V. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:38am

why don't people have shame!

Posted by Mariam M. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:40am

The little kid in the yellow shorts looks like he's pooping while running, lulz.

Posted by Mike J. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:40am

Andy want Bday sex from her?

Posted by Andy B. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:43am

Yesplz

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:41am

Its looks like wax melting from a candle

Posted by Allen G. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:44am

It looks like Art's ass. I would know. Pounded it last night. Js.......

Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:45am

Wait which art?

Posted by Allen G. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:47am

James

Posted by Michael F. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:46am

Fuck it, I'll hit it :)

Posted by Rebbeca C. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:46am

Looks like Allens face. I know went, down on me last night.

Posted by Allen G. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:47am

Failure

Posted by Karl L. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:50am

Allen, can u tell everyone, what is the bulge?

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Posted by SlangDang J. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:47am

Omg! That is just nasty!

Posted by Allan B. on Feb 11 2010 @ 4:04am

no long dickin?

Posted by Patrick G. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:47am

Omg!!! Get some water quick! That whale is gonna die! Somebody help me save willy!

Posted by John M. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:57am

"Ya gotta save willy, Billy. Don't kill willy.....Billy"

Posted by SlangDang J. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:48am

I didn't know whales could fit in that

Posted by John M. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:56am

They can't

Posted by Craig S. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:56am

Save a whale, harpoon a fat chick

Posted by Spencer A. on Feb 11 2010 @ 12:58am

looks like someone fell into some cottage cheese. or ran through a golf driving range

Posted by Ryan S. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:00am

Forgive me father for I have sinned!

Posted by Keana H. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:28am

Haha *sign of the cross*

Posted by Brittany S. on Feb 11 2010 @ 5:31am

amen to that

Posted by Erin T. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:04am

She beats me any day.....not

Posted by John M. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:15am

She beats you in an eating contest

Posted by Nicholas T. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:03am

Rofl. Nobody beats Erin

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Posted by Michelle R. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:21am

Well if he's not drunk, then how is he, "Texting While Intoxicated?"

Posted by Patrick G. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:23am

Hi girl

Posted by Michelle R. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:29am

Hey pat...found you in my pocket the other day while doin my laundry....

Posted by Mandy L. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:22am

I just threw up my arbys :(

Posted by David S. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:24am

Wait hold on i just puked in my mouth

Posted by Alex R. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:26am

Ugliest chick on twi yet? Opinions?

Posted by Richard M. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:26am

Why do I have a boner right now??

Posted by Michelle R. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:28am

***********Is that Danny Davito?**********

Posted by BJ C. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:50am

Davido?

Posted by Chris L. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:52am

Devito

Posted by Michelle R. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:31pm

Lol...

Posted by Christine J. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:30am

At least wear a full bathing suit or something. Holy shit

Posted by Chris G. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:32am

Photoshopped as hell. Why you'd Photoshop this I have no idea. They didn't even try honestly to make it look realistic lol

Posted by Jerry G. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:38am

Your fuckin stupid

Posted by Ronald A. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:32am

Eww I just puked everywhere what a nasty bitch

Posted by Buster H. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:37am

Woo boy, someone has been tapping day ass too. That's rough.

Posted by Jerry G. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:38am

WTF. And look where the top is al the way down there.

Posted by Darold J. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:39am

Her top is there proly becuse she has flap jacks for tits

Posted by Mary G. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:43am

if there are more waves on ur body than ur head, it should be covered up. js

Posted by Allan B. on Feb 11 2010 @ 4:07am

Good rule of thumb!

Posted by Troy B. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:45am

Free Willy!!!

Posted by Colton H. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:56am

Deeeecent

Posted by Nikki M. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:01am

I love great night! =)

Posted by Nikki M. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:01am

Wow vote* my fingers got ahead of me

Posted by Nicholas T. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:02am

Somebody get a copter n here to get that whale bak n the water!

Posted by Jessica J. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:15am

i wish I can vote bad night more than once ='(

Posted by Allan B. on Feb 11 2010 @ 4:08am

on the internet you can. vote, open twi vote, then close twi out and vote again.

Posted by Joe L. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:16am

Pop that zit on her ass as you bang her from behind!!!

Posted by Mizter G. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:20am

Actually, if u put the phone upside down, put a pillow on it and and look at it from 50 yards, the pic doesn't look that bad! Js

Posted by Chris C. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:26am

Oh GAWD! this is probably enough to make a hetro guy wanna hit the one in the blue shorts!

Posted by Jerry G. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:27am

Where the fuck is my harpoon

Posted by Vernon B. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:29am

Somebody put shamu back in the ocean

Posted by Brittney C. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:38am

hahaha agreed.

Posted by Thomas M. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:32am

You think she would know better

Posted by Robby C. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:32am

Even tho this pic is gross I was fine until a saw the comment of the zit on her ass and once I zoomed in I seriously puked on my backpack

Posted by Ryan V. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:36am

That is worse than that time I butt punched an infant.

Posted by Brittney C. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:37am

Holy helll, the guy to the righttt is hawwwt!!!! (;

Posted by Charles-Antoine E. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:56am

Nô way!!!

Posted by Mitch R. on Mar 08 2010 @ 4:51pm

Haha yea way. Cuz that's me.

Posted by Fernando A. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:38am

I'd hit it...

Posted by Aden S. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:46am

Now I will never feel self conscious at the beach, ever again.

Posted by JT P. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:50am

The real Jersey Shore

Posted by Brittney C. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:52am

Nonononono ! Defff not!

Posted by David N. on Feb 11 2010 @ 3:26am

Reality sucks doesn't it? Unfortunatly there are no laws against morbidly obese people flaunting their blubber around the beach

Posted by Amber T. on Feb 11 2010 @ 9:01am

So true

Posted by Dean A. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:54am

What the fuck?? No one who logs in on TWI wants to see that!!

Posted by Jessica G. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:55am

Nastyyy.

Posted by Jessica G. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:56am

I like how the guys chest hair looks like it was shaved as a wife beater.

Posted by David N. on Feb 11 2010 @ 3:28am

That'll definitly catch on , give it 10 years when everyone is so poor that men will grow their chest hair out just to make it look like they have clothes. damn economy :(

Posted by Allan B. on Feb 11 2010 @ 4:10am

I can't grow that shit. I tried all the "this will put hair on your chest/balls" alc and none worked.

Posted by Chitrakshi S. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:58am

ew....that's gross

Posted by Seth M. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:59am

Looks like a walrus flossing.

Posted by Jennifer S. on Feb 11 2010 @ 3:02am

Ehh thats gross..I just had a baby barf):

Posted by Brittney C. on Feb 11 2010 @ 3:02am

Why doesn't she do us all a favor and put some clothes on ?!

Posted by Steven C. on Feb 11 2010 @ 3:05am

Looks like a shark took a few chews on her drawers.....spit her fat ass out and went belly up!!

Posted by David N. on Feb 11 2010 @ 3:23am

Sadly, there are more crevices in that ass than there are in Haiti right now

Posted by Emma S. on Feb 11 2010 @ 3:24am

WHY DO FAT PEOPLE THINK THIS IS OK??????

Posted by Rob S. on Feb 11 2010 @ 3:53am

Agreed!

Posted by Axel A. on Feb 11 2010 @ 3:31am

The sad part is. That bikini bottom started as a regular bottom but got sucked into a thong.

Posted by Bob W. on Feb 11 2010 @ 3:34am

Apparently there is no mirror in her house?

Posted by Allan B. on Feb 11 2010 @ 4:11am

it's a fun house mirror that makes you tall and skinny.

Posted by Rob S. on Feb 11 2010 @ 3:55am

That should be against the law

Posted by Allan B. on Feb 11 2010 @ 4:12am

Me having my pants on the ground looking like a fool with clean underwear is against the law but this shit is cool.

Posted by Laura M. on Feb 11 2010 @ 4:16am

i agree..

Posted by Chris P. on Feb 11 2010 @ 3:55am

That's fucking disgusting!

Posted by Eric D. on Feb 11 2010 @ 3:56am

What's goin on with frankensteins head in the background? His head looks like a cereal box with hair.

Posted by Andrew C. on Feb 11 2010 @ 4:09am

I wonder if the swim suit bottom looks the same on the other side???

Posted by Ryan E. on Feb 11 2010 @ 4:11am

How does someone let themselves get that bad?

Posted by Johnathon L. on Feb 11 2010 @ 4:32am

THATS A HUGE BITCH!!!

Posted by Nicholas T. on Feb 11 2010 @ 5:32am

Finally someone sed it!

Posted by Christine R. on Feb 11 2010 @ 4:34am

Mo rolls than an Italian wedding

Posted by Michelle C. on Feb 11 2010 @ 4:35am

How awesome is this unisex text?? lmao. Idk if it's a gay guy, a chick, or a straight dude..

Posted by Lee R. on Feb 11 2010 @ 4:45am

How can anything look like that and live. I pray this was the before photo. You know, the one Greenpeace takes before the whale hunters arrive harpoons in hand.

Posted by Justin Z. on Feb 11 2010 @ 10:47am

This coming from the guy that multiple chins, you need to tuck that shit in before going out in public.

Posted by Rilie S. on Feb 11 2010 @ 8:01pm

Again with the making fun of your own kind

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Posted by Tray L. on Feb 11 2010 @ 4:57am

Guy in red shorts to the left is pissing in somebody's face

Posted by Michelle C. on Feb 11 2010 @ 4:58am

The whales are washing up on shore to feed off seal... They won't last long..

Posted by Ashley M. on Feb 11 2010 @ 4:58am

What in the world was she thinking?
And it looks like he has a black sports bra on.
God. There are children there! Is that even legal?!

Posted by Alex M. on Feb 11 2010 @ 5:03am

Oh I'd hit it.... With a fucking baseball bat.

Posted by Jason M. on Feb 11 2010 @ 7:53am

Not sure a baseball bat would have much effect. Might wanna put some nails in the end. Maybe u could deflate it.

Posted by Jamie S. on Feb 11 2010 @ 5:08am

If there was a Womans NFL shed be a first round pick!

Posted by Alexandra B. on Feb 11 2010 @ 5:18am

That's nast

Posted by Lilly J. on Feb 11 2010 @ 5:38am

Ah! I secretly wanna see the front side....

Posted by Allegra M. on Feb 11 2010 @ 6:54am

Me too! Haha shhh

Posted by Josh S. on Feb 11 2010 @ 7:43am

Lmao lilly.... Same

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Posted by Logan D. on Feb 11 2010 @ 5:46am

I don't think I ever wanna go to a beach again... Just to avoid ever possibly having to see that...

Posted by Chris S. on Feb 11 2010 @ 5:47am

This is why fat dirty beaners shouldn't be allowed to where bikinis

Posted by Angel V. on Feb 11 2010 @ 8:58am

No bitch she look like a white crack head just like ur mom

Posted by Rilie S. on Feb 11 2010 @ 8:02pm

Don't be racist, shit head.

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Posted by Amy G. on Feb 11 2010 @ 5:52am

All I have and can say is WTF was she thinking. Apparently there are no mirrors where she is from

Posted by Jason M. on Feb 11 2010 @ 7:50am

But plenty of dental floss. At least we couldn't see the front.

Posted by Justin Z. on Feb 11 2010 @ 10:11am

Amy you're about as ugly as they come, I wouldn't throw stones if I lived in a glass house.

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Posted by Lara C. on Feb 11 2010 @ 5:53am

If you're fat, ok. But plz don't do this. It's just not ok.

Posted by Hannah S. on Feb 11 2010 @ 6:23pm

I agree... They just shouldn't make plus sized bikinis...

Posted by Henry L. on Feb 11 2010 @ 6:18am

Mom say it isn't so!!!

Posted by Elisha S. on Feb 11 2010 @ 7:11am

Now that's what I call self confidence?

Posted by Josh S. on Feb 11 2010 @ 7:42am

Totally agree.....

Posted by Alex F. on Feb 11 2010 @ 7:13am

That's the most horrible thing I've ever seen.

Posted by Geovanni C. on Feb 11 2010 @ 7:19am

Sexyyyyyy lol

Posted by Viv L. on Feb 11 2010 @ 7:59am

I'll take the guy on the right tho

Posted by Trey S. on Feb 11 2010 @ 8:14am

I like the dude's Cosby sweater.

Posted by Renard J. on Feb 11 2010 @ 10:00am

That comment literally made me laugh out loud...

Posted by Humbeяto H. on Feb 11 2010 @ 8:57am

That is disturbing in so many levels...

Posted by Anthony P. on Feb 11 2010 @ 9:07am

I think I might have

Posted by Renard J. on Feb 11 2010 @ 10:01am

"A fist full of Bacne, the Meg Griffin Story"

Posted by Andrew F. on Feb 11 2010 @ 10:04am

Dear lord...

Posted by Russ L. on Feb 11 2010 @ 10:42am

Fat girl bush and fat girl ass eating what seems to be a bikini. What the hell is going on with twi. Is she intoxicated? Or is it worthy cuz the word drunk is in the bullshit text? FAIL!!!

Posted by Chris G. on Feb 11 2010 @ 11:28am

Holy shit where did the underwear go

Posted by Below M. on Feb 11 2010 @ 2:56pm

I'm just glad this wasn't taken from the front.

Posted by Nashwa R. on Feb 11 2010 @ 4:18pm

please have the decency to cover that up. THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!! their scarred for life... >.> ewww

Posted by Carly A. on Feb 11 2010 @ 6:45pm

She leaves nothinnng for the imagination

Posted by Brendan B. on Feb 11 2010 @ 9:56pm

There are children present come on!!

Posted by Ramona D. on Feb 12 2010 @ 12:20am

Lol! My husband says he wants to throw up on himself after seeing that shit!

Posted by Debie R. on Feb 12 2010 @ 12:30am

Omg!! I just went blind!!

Posted by Phock M. on Feb 12 2010 @ 5:17am

Lol I wonder where her boobs are when you see her from the front... Scary! Lol the guy on thr right looks like he's pretending not to be grossed out by her

Posted by Kenn D. on Feb 12 2010 @ 10:19am

Damn,why the hell would any kne go and do that?

Posted by Dayle . on Feb 12 2010 @ 1:46pm

really??!! wow!!! its like an accident you dont wanna look, but you cant take your eyes off of the carnage!

Posted by Alyssia E. on Feb 13 2010 @ 6:08am

Her ass swallowed the bathing suit...FUCK. THAT.

Posted by Mark F. on Feb 14 2010 @ 6:15am

That shits illegal up here! She's got some swine flu goin on!!!

Posted by Vanessa B. on Feb 14 2010 @ 9:25am

Yummo. I just tastes my dinner again

Posted by Luis A. on Feb 14 2010 @ 8:42pm

That's just nasty

Posted by Celeste D. on Feb 21 2010 @ 7:34am

Hmm...I don't know bout you guys, but I could go for that guy on the right (;

Posted by Austin L. on Jul 23 2010 @ 10:37am

I know right?

Posted by Ikaika S. on Feb 21 2010 @ 5:59pm

With everyone who owns an iPhone today, I wouldn't be surprised that she had already seen all these comments and recently killed herself

Posted by Mitch R. on Mar 08 2010 @ 4:42pm

I'm the guy on the right! My bro took that pic! We saw her and walked back just to take a picture.

Posted by Austin L. on Jul 23 2010 @ 10:36am

I'm down for the guy in blue

Posted by Rob N. on Feb 12 2011 @ 5:48am

Only in america, lol

Posted by Tiffany F. on Apr 26 2011 @ 7:53pm

Ewwww