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(989): My cat just sat on my face. Then peed a little

Posted Mar 10 2010 @ 6:00am | 10 Comments

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Posted by Gubs O. on Mar 10 2010 @ 6:05am

One time I took the neighborhood cat, buried it neck high in my backyard, and ran the lawnmower over it.

Posted by Buster H. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:06am

Hmm, hope your kidding and bring goofy saying that. If not, I'm afraid that makes you a sorry, trashy, redneck, loser.

Posted by Gubs O. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:39am

Truth*

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Posted by Nunchucks M. on Mar 10 2010 @ 6:08am

Dead fucking cat!

Posted by Jeffrey G. on Mar 10 2010 @ 6:14am

I never heard of a dog doing that...js

Posted by Short S. on Mar 10 2010 @ 6:25am

Are you that lonely, that you allow the wrong type of pussy to sit on your face. What a loser!!!

Posted by Nikki M. on Mar 10 2010 @ 6:37am

That is so very incredibly sexy.
So is Gub's story vvvv

Posted by Gubs O. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:02am

My middle name is Danger-Hot-Sexy

Posted by Nikki M. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:07am

That's a long middle name!

Posted by Gubs O. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:39am

It's very fitting, though; I make it work.

Posted by Buster H. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:07am

Cat marked it's territory....your face.

Posted by Ceilidh M. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:12am

Cheesing?

Posted by Jake H. on Mar 10 2010 @ 8:42am

If south park has taught us anything your cat just wanted u to trip out from cheeseing lmao

Posted by Taylor E. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:03am

Cheesing ftw!

Posted by Renard J. on Mar 11 2010 @ 1:29am

Lmao @ short s