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(330): Do you like wanna fuck before friday cause thats when my abortion is and afterward im not having sex for a very very long time..

Posted Mar 10 2010 @ 10:15am | 46 Comments

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Posted by Jake H. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:17am

Snowflake.. Nooooooo

Posted by Jake H. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:17am

It wants to live.

Posted by Buster H. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:17am

Stupid ass

Posted by Jake H. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:18am

Little you needs a brother... Or sister

Posted by Kerry H. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:21am

All babies want to get borned!

Posted by Kassie H. on Mar 10 2010 @ 6:30pm

Hahahahahaha i love that movie!!

Posted by Sara E. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:34am

Wow, abortions are so wrong...

Posted by Jesus M. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:35am

thats sad..

Posted by Brandi D. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:39am

......

Posted by Max I. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:45am

Soooo....(*scratches ground with toe)...anybody know if boondock saints2 is worth buying on DVD?.....*cricket

Posted by Chris L. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:47am

yup sure is

Posted by Brandi D. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:51am

Haha, that made me lol :)

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Posted by Matt J. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:47am

I've had twi since everyone was anonymous. This is by far the dumbest whore who has been posted and she didn't even need a slutty pic.

Posted by Zach H. on Mar 10 2010 @ 11:03am

Yay for dumb sluts! And this is exactly why public schools only teach abstinence..

Posted by Emma S. on Mar 10 2010 @ 11:29am

You mean public schools teaching abstinence is why this happens?

Posted by Mitch J. on Mar 11 2010 @ 1:28pm

Abstinence is only 99% effective

Posted by Brittany M. on Mar 10 2010 @ 11:17am

this is sick. I wanna punch this tramp in the face.

Posted by Lee R. on Mar 10 2010 @ 12:09pm

Classy dame

Posted by Peter K. on Mar 10 2010 @ 12:30pm

Hahahahahah talk about a top notch slut!!!

Posted by Danielle W. on Mar 10 2010 @ 12:44pm

Wow abortion huh. Atleast she's turning her life around and not having sex after for a while.

Posted by Nikki M. on Mar 10 2010 @ 12:47pm

ABORTIONS FOR SOME! MINI AMERICAN FLAGS FOR OTHERS!

Posted by Danielle W. on Mar 10 2010 @ 12:50pm

Well said!!!! (or rather typed but u knew what I ment)

Posted by Robin T. on Mar 10 2010 @ 1:40pm

why can't I have an abortion AND a mini American flag?

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Posted by Joe D. on Mar 10 2010 @ 12:54pm

This is one of the dirtiest things I've ever heard. What a c#nt.

Posted by Alden L. on Mar 10 2010 @ 1:00pm

Racism, sexism, and homphobia are just fine for TWI posts, but say something Baby Jesus and Pat Roberson wouldn't like and it's reprehensible. This is literally the first time I've seen outrage at content posted here and it's way less offensive than ninety percent of posts. Here's a hint: if this post got your panties in a twist, you're brainwashed.

Posted by Bart M. on Mar 10 2010 @ 1:18pm

This is a little deep for TWI dontcha think dude? Can't talk much now cause I'm aborting a gay black female at 1pm. True story.

Posted by Kerwin W. on Mar 10 2010 @ 2:20pm

It's all Fu$&ed

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Posted by Mitch J. on Mar 10 2010 @ 1:05pm

Everyone should be aborted

Posted by Karla M. on Mar 10 2010 @ 1:08pm

Wow...that's messed up

Posted by Rocco L. on Mar 10 2010 @ 1:24pm

I think you can't have sex for a month after an abortion, so maybe that's a real long time for her

Posted by C D. on Mar 10 2010 @ 2:01pm

WTF .... My posting keep being deleted?????

Posted by Trevin E. on Mar 10 2010 @ 2:10pm

Stay classy hoebag

Posted by Kerwin W. on Mar 10 2010 @ 2:17pm

WTF!!!

Posted by Ryan K. on Mar 10 2010 @ 2:56pm

You know nothing about pain...NOTHING...until you've watched your baby drown in the bathtub. And you DEFINITELY know nothing about giving your baby a bath. that's a joke for y'all. Just like the abortion thing. You clowns need a sense of humor.

Posted by Sam G. on Mar 10 2010 @ 3:55pm

I wanna drown a baby. Well not really. I wanna break ones neck, then yank off it's ballsack, then put it in his baby sisters vagina, then yank off her clit, put it in her brothers piss hole, then have a big mac with fries and a mcflurry.

Posted by Janine M. on Mar 10 2010 @ 5:58pm

U people r sick

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Posted by Michael L. on Mar 10 2010 @ 3:51pm

Yes please have an abortion so I don't pay for your kids via taxes, also your gene puddle doesn't see to have any real use in this world.

Posted by Janine M. on Mar 10 2010 @ 5:58pm

Asshole

Posted by Esai W. on Mar 10 2010 @ 3:56pm

Wow...just wow

Posted by Zach B. on Mar 10 2010 @ 3:58pm

Oh, I was I could be there for. I'd blow my load and then say something to make you cry at the thought of the mess your life has become...crying while I'm still inside you. I could like your tears and taste your soul, then you could go puke and take a hot shower but never get clean. Just scrub and scrub like a rape victim. Then I'd make pancakes.

Posted by Zach B. on Mar 10 2010 @ 4:06pm

*I wish I could be there for you...
Stupid Autocorrect making the wrong corrections

Posted by Darold J. on Mar 10 2010 @ 9:08pm

Zachary u have some issues dude

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Posted by Tiffany B. on Mar 10 2010 @ 4:27pm

Who says something like that ... That is sooooo wrong on many levels

Posted by Camron B. on Mar 10 2010 @ 4:37pm

Suck it up all you princesses!

Posted by Peter K. on Mar 10 2010 @ 8:12pm

You should have been aborted

Posted by Janine M. on Mar 11 2010 @ 10:42am

Agree

Posted by Kristy W. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:11pm

Trash.

Posted by Michael R. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:40pm

I'd tap that.

Posted by Kitty K. on Mar 11 2010 @ 1:07am

Well, at least she's not passing her genes along. I think people need to b sterilized to b honest and maybe only the smart people should breed and yes I admit I probably wouldn't because I've made no real achievments but I can always take comfort in the fact that i will never b as fucked up as this hoe :)

Posted by Renard J. on Mar 11 2010 @ 1:26am

Win!!'

Posted by Christine J. on Mar 11 2010 @ 3:15am

This just makes me sick and all of the people who think this is funny are all sick fucks talking about an innocent child that doesn't even get a chance at life. Sick fucks

Posted by Zach B. on Mar 11 2010 @ 5:37am

You dumbass. You can't abort a child. You can only abort a fetus.

Posted by Buster H. on Mar 11 2010 @ 6:19am

Fetus/child......same thing. It's all semantics. End result is the same. I just think it tacky to joke about such a thing.

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Posted by Patrick C. on Mar 11 2010 @ 9:36am

This is defintley a fake TWI or the person was actually intoxicated and said that

Posted by Julie M. on Mar 11 2010 @ 11:28am

Agreeeed

Posted by Julie M. on Mar 11 2010 @ 11:28am

Can't afford it, just abort it.

Posted by Bill D. on Mar 27 2010 @ 9:00am

Yup indeed

Posted by Les O. on Mar 12 2010 @ 12:52pm

Lol that is sad

Posted by Amanda D. on Mar 15 2010 @ 3:03am

Ur fucked up for aborting a baby but maybe u should since u can't be responsible for spreading ur legs

Posted by Alden L. on Mar 17 2010 @ 7:31am

I wish all Christians were aborted, then we wouldn't have to deal with all these pro-life assholes.

Posted by Amber L. on Mar 19 2010 @ 3:27am

Stupid cunt! You obviously don't learn or care about or value life, your pathetic

Posted by Alden L. on Mar 19 2010 @ 8:28am

No, no, I care about life. Just not Christian life.

Posted by Alden L. on Mar 19 2010 @ 9:30am

Also, it's "you're" not "your."