TWI: Texting While Intoxicated

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(714): U missed the party
(562): Damn

Posted Mar 10 2010 @ 7:00pm | 30 Comments

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Posted by Amanda S. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:06pm

Nice bootay

Posted by Spencer G. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:29pm

You have horrible taste in butts. Girls should have big asses. Flat butts are for dudes.

Posted by Amanda S. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:38pm

Haven't I gone over this? I like small butts! I wish mine was small and cute :(

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Posted by Brian P. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:09pm

Wow first from my area code

Posted by Allan B. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:11pm

Meh___

Posted by Luis M. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:12pm

I hate missing parties like that

Posted by Danielle W. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:25pm

I bet he had fun.

Posted by Sean W. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:34pm

Itidbhot if that was me gettin the lapdance

Posted by Tawny M. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:36pm

OH MY

Posted by Sean S. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:46pm

Stripper

Posted by Shingo C. on Mar 10 2010 @ 8:05pm

Niceeee

Posted by Buster H. on Mar 10 2010 @ 8:08pm

Look at the shitter on that critter!!!!!

Posted by Robin T. on Mar 10 2010 @ 8:16pm

his home theater sofa is kinda like mine.

Posted by Jack W. on Mar 10 2010 @ 8:20pm

Girls with tats are hot.

Posted by Samantha J. on Mar 10 2010 @ 8:57pm

I thought that was a guy. Aha

Posted by Mitch R. on Mar 10 2010 @ 9:09pm

I love pussy. She looks like shes a nasty stripper though. And ya tats on girls look good. I love stars or hearts.

Posted by Chris B. on Mar 10 2010 @ 9:44pm

Finally twi!

Posted by Axel A. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:07pm

Dude has tits in his face and he's looking down.....

Posted by Sarah D. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:16pm

The party in her ass where everyone but you came

Posted by Jerrika M. on Mar 10 2010 @ 11:55pm

Lovin the tat

Posted by Nikki M. on Mar 10 2010 @ 11:58pm

Boy ass!

Posted by Vincent G. on Mar 11 2010 @ 9:49am

Vincent.gardin@hotmai.fr

Posted by Caytie B. on Mar 11 2010 @ 2:27pm

Thank you! I was waiting for someone to point that out!

Posted by Luke L. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:03am

Share??

Posted by Zach B. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:14am

*swoon*
I love tattoos, wild hair, and thighs that don't touch.

Posted by Josh S. on Mar 11 2010 @ 1:44am

Gratz you hired a hooker....

Posted by Chris H. on Mar 11 2010 @ 4:00am

Love tatts on a dirty girl. Nothing better.

Posted by Vaasu K. on Mar 11 2010 @ 4:49am

You mean I missed out on the 80's hair metal groupie?! FUCK!!!!!!!

Posted by Ryan R. on Mar 11 2010 @ 5:23am

I remember my first trailor park batchlor party. The gal was a clean one, the groom only got stds he already had. Heeeeeeehaaaaaa

Posted by Michelle R. on Mar 11 2010 @ 7:02am

her mound is almost as big as rebeccas...

Posted by Vincent G. on Mar 11 2010 @ 9:48am

Hmmm ! Vincent.gardin@hotmail.fr

Posted by Zack I. on Mar 11 2010 @ 10:41am

Tatoos are gross

Posted by Chriscel J. on Mar 11 2010 @ 8:44pm

Your only saying that cause your to much of a puss to get one....man up

Posted by Jonathon D. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:10pm

Why does he have a napkin in his hand already? She must be extra juicy

Posted by Thomas M. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:32pm

More like u missed aids

Posted by Trey S. on Mar 11 2010 @ 6:03pm

You NEVER touch a girl with a dragon tat. NEVER!

Posted by Kara C. on Jul 31 2010 @ 11:49am

Good thing u missed that.
Ewww!
I call ghannaherpacyphaliads.