TWI: Texting While Intoxicated

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(909): Right now the trash can in the bathroom has so many used condoms in it I could start a sperm bank with your sperm. And I'm pretty sure the door handle is covered in lube.
(951): Haha the door handle has been covered in lube for awhile now....

Posted Mar 10 2010 @ 7:45pm | 23 Comments

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Posted by Tawny M. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:46pm

That is absolutely disgusting. Pigs. Lol

Posted by Amanda S. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:55pm

That or he's having A LOT of fun

Posted by Jarred G. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:47pm

I'm sure that door handle loves it's life

Posted by Spencer G. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:49pm

Why the hell does the knob have lube on it.

Posted by Amanda S. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:49pm

That's friggin nasty!

Posted by Spencer G. on Mar 10 2010 @ 7:51pm

I want answers!

Posted by Robin T. on Mar 10 2010 @ 8:00pm

im guessing the tub and toilet also have thick black rings, dirty dishes are stacked to the ceiling in the kitchen, and there's a colony of sea monkeys living in your belly button. but hey.... way to embrace living like a nasty pig.

Posted by Steven C. on Mar 10 2010 @ 11:04pm

Hahaaaa!!!

Posted by Buster H. on Mar 10 2010 @ 8:18pm

Why would he jerk off into condoms? Isn't that a little redundant?

Posted by Towlie H. on Mar 10 2010 @ 8:31pm

Haven't you seen "i love you man"? There's no mess after

Posted by Towlie H. on Mar 10 2010 @ 8:32pm

lol this is my area code, diamond bar homosexuality!

Posted by Sarah L. on Mar 10 2010 @ 8:37pm

Ewww that's gross!

Posted by Richard H. on Mar 10 2010 @ 8:52pm

At least flush the used condoms.

Posted by Max I. on Mar 10 2010 @ 9:00pm

Inland empire animals.

Posted by Corey G. on Mar 10 2010 @ 9:18pm

Sup bitches

Posted by Sarah L. on Mar 10 2010 @ 9:25pm

Hii(=

Posted by Jeremey D. on Mar 10 2010 @ 9:26pm

Just get back from waxing your eyebrows?

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Posted by Mel J. on Mar 10 2010 @ 9:42pm

There is so much wrong with that paragraph...
Ps. Do they empty the trash?

Posted by Richard H. on Mar 10 2010 @ 9:49pm

Caribou Lou pong, I'm gonna die tonight.

Posted by Jeremey D. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:19pm

That's playing with fire bro.

Posted by Richard H. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:25pm

Yeah it's gonna be one of those nights, my throats still sore from the Bacardi 151 shot I took about 15 minutes ago, but it's my birthday so FUCK IT!

Posted by Joseph A. on Mar 10 2010 @ 11:16pm

KCMO originated

Posted by Mahta B. on Mar 10 2010 @ 9:53pm

I'm totally confused who we like and who we don't like now. Anyone care to help?

Posted by Emma S. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:01pm

Onlyd you tell me who you are?

Posted by Emma S. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:01pm

Only if*
Poop.

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Posted by Aaron M. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:06pm

good vibes to all.

Posted by Emma S. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:27pm

I'm fuggin pissed twee is so slow I have to go to NB for any sort (read:retarded) conversation.

Posted by Mahta B. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:28pm

So there I was, innocently walking the back alleys of nb, when all of a sudden, a dog appeared with her head out of a car door and started to rip people up.

Posted by Emma S. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:40pm

Bitch who are you!!

Posted by Emma S. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:40pm

PS:
Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark

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Posted by Brianna G. on Mar 10 2010 @ 10:41pm

Well if theres as many as the guy claims there to be, surely they've been collecting for awhile. So perhaps you should clean it up, rather than leave your repulsive DNA festering in the trash for guests to see. And Lysol the door handle too.