TWI: Texting While Intoxicated

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(918): No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(1-918): Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted Apr 07 2010 @ 3:15am | 67 Comments

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Posted by John G. on Apr 07 2010 @ 3:16am

I feel sorry for his wife

Posted by Zach B. on Apr 07 2010 @ 5:58am

Damn you. I had to look at the picture again, and zoom in looking for a wedding ring. I don't think this guy is married

Posted by Richard H. on Apr 07 2010 @ 6:53am

I feel sorry for the sucker taking the picture!

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Posted by Sara E. on Apr 07 2010 @ 3:19am

Oh my god, no.

Posted by M A. on Apr 07 2010 @ 3:27am

my eyes no longer exist necause they have been burned out

Posted by Garrett B. on Apr 07 2010 @ 3:43am

Who's he kidding with the tube sock? I bet an ankle sock would be more appropriate

Posted by Chris C. on Apr 07 2010 @ 4:50am

*snicker* Doesnt fill even the cuff on that sock!

Posted by Zach B. on Apr 07 2010 @ 5:55am

He could cut the finger off a glove

Posted by Jessica J. on Apr 07 2010 @ 6:02am

I think it is an ankle sock haha

Posted by Lee R. on Apr 07 2010 @ 3:46am

I thought all known photos of the Sasquatch beast were blurry and grainy. That doesn't seem to be the case here. It also appears that they are attempting to extract a semen sample for analysis. What some will do for science is baffling.

Posted by Brandi D. on Apr 07 2010 @ 3:16pm

Lolol

Posted by Robert H. on Apr 07 2010 @ 3:46am

No. No.

Posted by Dayle . on Apr 07 2010 @ 3:50am

Oh holy mother of god!!

Posted by Jessica B. on Apr 07 2010 @ 3:58am

Ew...

Posted by Evan G. on Apr 07 2010 @ 4:03am

I feel like this should be reported... So gross

Posted by Nicole K. on Apr 07 2010 @ 4:46am

Deal with it.

Posted by Melissa W. on Apr 07 2010 @ 4:59am

No need to be such a bitch god.

Posted by Alex D. on Apr 07 2010 @ 4:23am

Ok why did all the hot girls that used to get posted turn in to day naked guys

Posted by Alex D. on Apr 07 2010 @ 4:23am

Hot**

Posted by Ben B. on Apr 07 2010 @ 5:01am

I agree. At first I was annoyed by the numerous half naked posts of girls...but man, I'd take those over this any day...

Posted by Danielle W. on Apr 08 2010 @ 1:10pm

Well for one thing it's awfully disrespectful

Posted by Alyssia E. on Apr 07 2010 @ 4:28am

I think he's accually pretty cute haha

Posted by Thomas P. on Apr 07 2010 @ 4:39am

Gross. But funny as hell

Posted by Sunshine C. on Apr 07 2010 @ 4:45am

Wrong wrong wrong!!!!

Posted by Phock M. on Apr 07 2010 @ 5:14am

LOL now that is pretty sexy!

Posted by Chunli T. on Apr 07 2010 @ 5:27am

I totally just lol'd. This is so fucking gross and hilarious.

Posted by Nunchucks M. on Apr 07 2010 @ 5:56am

I totally agree with you! Dude kinda looks like someone I know.

Posted by Randi W. on Apr 07 2010 @ 5:30am

Seriously stop with all the fat naked guys, nobody wants to see that.

Posted by Ramona F. on Apr 07 2010 @ 3:13pm

I do.

Posted by Mike C. on Jun 23 2010 @ 3:16am

ashley w there are alot of horny guys on here tht dont like fat guys

Posted by Zach B. on Apr 07 2010 @ 6:01am

Don't hate. Look at that tiger pose. Ladies, this is how you spot a guy who is fun in bed.

Posted by Mike C. on Jun 23 2010 @ 3:15am

that sounds rly gay

Posted by Alyssa D. on Apr 07 2010 @ 6:29am

rawr bby!

Posted by Sean S. on Apr 07 2010 @ 6:46am

That's Gary from 16 and pregnant

Posted by Kimberly R. on Apr 07 2010 @ 9:24pm

Lmao!

Posted by Allisonbrian C. on Apr 08 2010 @ 1:38am

Ha!!!!

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Posted by Boris T. on Apr 07 2010 @ 7:17am

Very gay!!!

Posted by Lucy N. on Apr 07 2010 @ 7:37am

What's with all the naked fat guy posts. Sheesh.

Posted by Juan C. on Apr 07 2010 @ 7:39am

Gayyyyy

Posted by Maliea F. on Apr 07 2010 @ 7:50am

Ohh my wow

Posted by Magnus O. on Apr 07 2010 @ 7:55am

Somebody should string him up by his balls!

Posted by Brittney C. on Nov 13 2010 @ 12:26am

Hahaha

Posted by Magnus O. on Apr 07 2010 @ 8:11am

Sock included
vvvvvvvvvv

Posted by Kristi R. on Apr 07 2010 @ 8:37am

Bad Tulsa, ok !!! Bad Oklahoma!!!

Posted by Ramona F. on Apr 07 2010 @ 3:13pm

Don't act like you don't love it.

Posted by Brandon H. on Apr 08 2010 @ 4:48am

Don't be doggin the ok

Posted by Brian S. on Apr 07 2010 @ 8:46am

It's soo small he don't need a sock!

Posted by Jamison M. on Apr 07 2010 @ 9:53am

Yet another reason I'm ashamed to be from Oklahoma.

Posted by Warren G. on Apr 07 2010 @ 10:28am

Fat guy in a little sock..... Fat guy in a little....

Posted by Vincent G. on Apr 07 2010 @ 10:31am

Beurk!!!

Posted by Connor E. on Apr 07 2010 @ 11:11am

Why not more naked girls instead of guys? This app used to b more fun :(

Posted by Brittney C. on Nov 13 2010 @ 12:26am

Smh vvvvv

Posted by Josh W. on Apr 07 2010 @ 12:19pm

Oh god!! Look at that shower curtain, it's hideous!!!

Posted by Brandon B. on Aug 01 2010 @ 7:56pm

Haha!

Posted by Darold J. on Apr 07 2010 @ 12:34pm

Al off of tool time the show

Posted by Charles-Antoine E. on Apr 07 2010 @ 12:44pm

Red hot Chili peppers

Posted by Buster H. on Apr 07 2010 @ 12:48pm

Yep, Red Hot Chili Peppers did this a long time ago.

Posted by Jack W. on Apr 07 2010 @ 1:31pm

Look! Hes so fat he cant hold his foot up that high! He needs to prop it on the wall! Hahaha

Posted by Randy M. on Apr 07 2010 @ 2:02pm

I'm sad to say that this is from my area code -_-

Posted by Ramona F. on Apr 07 2010 @ 3:12pm

Same here. =[

Posted by Dom L. on Apr 07 2010 @ 3:46pm

I thought that said 916 I was going to cry on the inside

Posted by Brent P. on Apr 08 2010 @ 4:40am

Ya me too I'm ashamed

Posted by Rebecca W. on Apr 07 2010 @ 5:43pm

Omg wtf

Posted by Luke S. on Apr 07 2010 @ 7:33pm

WHAT THE FUCK

Posted by Andrea '. on Apr 07 2010 @ 8:38pm

I can never unsee this :(

Posted by Allisonbrian C. on Apr 08 2010 @ 1:35am

delete delete delete

Posted by Domenica M. on Apr 08 2010 @ 2:13am

O.O...

Posted by Markus S. on Apr 08 2010 @ 4:11am

Only white trailer trash

Posted by Alyssia E. on Apr 08 2010 @ 2:27pm

Accually i'v seen ghetto black trash do some shit worse than this

Posted by Markus S. on Apr 09 2010 @ 12:42am

Actually I don't give a fuck cracker bitch

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Posted by Brandon H. on Apr 08 2010 @ 4:47am

Why's he so small?

Posted by Zach Z. on Apr 08 2010 @ 7:38am

I. Need. MINDBLEACH!!!!! oh god. Also, a bucket for my vomit.

Posted by Steven C. on Apr 08 2010 @ 8:08pm

#1). He must have been in an excited state(gross)
#2). Notice the severe drop in sock at approx 1 inch (tiny dick)
#3). WTF is the purplish liver looking thing around and on his left arm??

Posted by John W. on Oct 10 2010 @ 3:19pm

You would be looking at Gus dick and observing it, fag

Posted by Brittney C. on Nov 13 2010 @ 12:25am

Fag vvvvvv

Posted by Andrew D. on Apr 09 2010 @ 2:23am

This is nasty.... We used to get hot pics of chicks but now it's a fat gay guy naked?? WTF twi??? Might as well just stop viewing twi and watch some porn..