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(815): But um yeah can I send booze in the American postal system?
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Posted Jul 30 2010 @ 3:34am | 156 Comments

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Posted by TheGoal I. on Jul 30 2010 @ 3:39am

I think i'll spit, for all those girls who speak contradictions. The guy who crept through the shadows everyday, only to clutch his own conclusion. Whatch all the blood as it drips from your veins, you coward. Godspead, may your death come quickly

Posted by Charles C. on Jul 30 2010 @ 4:05am

dicks

Posted by Bethany W. on Jul 30 2010 @ 4:12am

Someone sent me a corndog once. So strange.

Posted by Charles C. on Jul 30 2010 @ 4:24am

U has some splaining to do loosey

Posted by Katrina H. on Jul 30 2010 @ 4:30am

Someone sent me a box of cheezits. I have no idea who.

Posted by TheGoal I. on Jul 30 2010 @ 11:36am

Can I have some?

Posted by Kristi R. on Jul 30 2010 @ 4:42am

Yes.. Yes you can... Please send to me

Posted by Charles C. on Jul 30 2010 @ 5:14am

Hello ladies... Any of y'all bitches wanna cyber??

Posted by Michelle R. on Jul 30 2010 @ 8:11am

how do you think we got alcohol while we were deployed?

Posted by Kristy W. on Jul 30 2010 @ 12:39pm

Most stupid idea ever.

Posted by John M. on Jul 30 2010 @ 1:22pm

Vvv say whaaaaaa?

Posted by John M. on Jul 30 2010 @ 8:52am

YouTube search: deleted scene from precious

Posted by Nils B. on Jul 30 2010 @ 11:18am

Well, I had to look into this when I was sending a friend some good beer I brought back from Germany :) so you cannot ship any large quantities without a license to sell alcohol(which includes shipping it). However when you are sending a couple bottles/cans just make sure to talk to the person you are giving it up to... Some will say it's illegal, others will be like: eh, ok. Give it to that person right away, and I should be fine. This is shipping INSIDE the US. I'm not sure on into the us from other countries, or other way around...

Posted by Charles C. on Jul 30 2010 @ 12:24pm

Cool story bruh

Posted by Fozzie B. on Jul 30 2010 @ 12:43pm

Nils stfu

Posted by TheGoal I. on Jul 30 2010 @ 11:38am

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.

Posted by TheGoal I. on Jul 30 2010 @ 11:43am

If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.

Posted by Em O. on Jul 30 2010 @ 12:02pm

Any of you with a jailbroken iPhone ever had issues with Cydia crashing?

Posted by Fozzie B. on Jul 30 2010 @ 12:44pm

Stfu•

Posted by Charles C. on Jul 30 2010 @ 12:52pm

Stfu•

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Posted by Fozzie B. on Jul 30 2010 @ 12:44pm

ohai•

Posted by Charles C. on Jul 30 2010 @ 12:53pm

What it good be my G? See the pic with my new girlfriend? We been together 2 weeks now. I love her.

Posted by Fozzie B. on Jul 30 2010 @ 1:20pm

whats good bruh?
Lololololol that pic is hilarious

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Posted by Charles C. on Jul 30 2010 @ 1:07pm

Any ladies wanna sMd?

Posted by ProTroll L. on Jul 30 2010 @ 1:30pm

What account am I on? Not that I have more than one... Jw

Posted by Charles C. on Jul 30 2010 @ 1:43pm

Protroll is obvious protroll

Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Jul 30 2010 @ 1:38pm

Fozzie is saying it wrong:
It's stfu up.

Posted by Charles C. on Jul 30 2010 @ 1:43pm

Dicks

Posted by Fozzie B. on Jul 30 2010 @ 1:48pm

Lol•

Posted by ProTroll L. on Jul 30 2010 @ 1:47pm

Today was a good day... I had instant diarrhea and shat myself in public... While on a date... While giving a toast... But but but... That awful pain in my stomach is finally gone!!!!!!

Posted by Charles C. on Jul 30 2010 @ 1:51pm

Cool story bruh

Posted by Cassandra W. on Jul 30 2010 @ 1:51pm

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Posted by Robert G. on Jul 30 2010 @ 2:41pm

I'm bored, why don't you do a 2k spam burger, but spam something different not just the same phrase over n over again.

Posted by Charles C. on Jul 30 2010 @ 1:52pm

Anybody seen my buddy Adam Olig?

Posted by Adam O. on Jul 30 2010 @ 2:31pm

How beath ye my child?

Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 30 2010 @ 1:58pm

I'm going to get in your girs panties and start a small little bonfire up in there is that cool.

Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 30 2010 @ 2:03pm

I got a package from justan timberlake once it was a " dick in a box ".

Posted by Kevin B. on Jul 30 2010 @ 5:28pm

I bet u stuck your but in the box queer

Posted by Bill D. on Jul 30 2010 @ 8:21pm

Kevin B. Makes my penis tingle.

Posted by Adam O. on Jul 30 2010 @ 2:26pm

Acts 8:23 speaketh
"For I perceive that thou art in the gall of bitterness, and in the bond of iniquity."
Confess thines sins and deleteth this evil app. Foreth it is filled with the devils word. Confess that Jesus beath lord and stop thines evil ways!
Blessid be his name!
The longer ye stayeth hereth... The closereth thines hellish demise cometh

Posted by Josh L. on Jul 30 2010 @ 2:43pm

8======D~~~ ( • Y • )

Posted by Thao T. on Jul 30 2010 @ 6:55pm

Mariam is gonna suicide bomb ur ass

Posted by Nathan G. on Jul 30 2010 @ 2:35pm

WHY WOULD YOU EVER PAY MORE FOR TV?

Posted by ProTroll L. on Jul 30 2010 @ 2:57pm

Back in the day...

Posted by ProTroll L. on Jul 30 2010 @ 2:57pm

People actually commented on this fucking app.

Posted by ProTroll L. on Jul 30 2010 @ 2:58pm

There were less fags on this fuckin app

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Posted by Jay X. on Jul 30 2010 @ 3:24pm

gITT IT

Posted by Michelle W. on Jul 30 2010 @ 4:09pm

WTF. Stole my face.

Posted by Bethany W. on Jul 30 2010 @ 4:12pm

Wut a kewt fayce.

Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Jul 30 2010 @ 4:14pm

Hate you

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Posted by ProTroll L. on Jul 30 2010 @ 4:35pm

Who beath this troll nameth key

Posted by Charles C. on Jul 30 2010 @ 5:12pm

iCarly is HAWT gais

Posted by Kevin B. on Jul 30 2010 @ 5:33pm

You hit becka's foot with your dick

Posted by Fozzie B. on Jul 30 2010 @ 5:34pm

Hannah montana is hawt

Posted by Fozzie B. on Jul 30 2010 @ 5:34pm

Hannah montanima/
eatin a bananina/

Posted by Charles C. on Jul 30 2010 @ 6:54pm

Hit da treadmill cause u know I got stanima/ and I like animals, Hannah montanima/

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Posted by Bethany W. on Jul 30 2010 @ 5:45pm

Oh snap Wilbur! Your girlfriend is hawt.

Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 30 2010 @ 5:48pm

Back in high school my nick name was lick-alot-a-puss. And well ya I did :)

Posted by Kenny J. on Jul 30 2010 @ 6:14pm

Back in highschool my nickname was watch-all-the-girls-purses-while-my-friends-had-intercourse.

Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 30 2010 @ 6:48pm

Sorry bro.

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Posted by Nate S. on Jul 30 2010 @ 5:54pm

Last night in Tampa. What should I do?

Posted by Michelle W. on Jul 30 2010 @ 6:07pm

Fight a crocodile.

Posted by Thao T. on Jul 30 2010 @ 6:59pm

go to mons Venus or 2001 odessey

Posted by Bill D. on Jul 30 2010 @ 7:42pm

Hmmmmm. Fuck yourself with the hotel lamp?

Posted by Cassandra W. on Jul 30 2010 @ 6:15pm

On3 2k sPaM bUrG3r cOmInG Up!!!!

Posted by BoobsOn M. on Jul 30 2010 @ 6:17pm

Yay!! Id have sex with everyone below me.

Posted by TheGoal I. on Jul 30 2010 @ 9:09pm

At one time*

Posted by Cassandra W. on Jul 30 2010 @ 6:17pm

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

Posted by Cassandra W. on Jul 30 2010 @ 6:17pm

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

Posted by Cassandra W. on Jul 30 2010 @ 6:17pm

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

Posted by Cassandra W. on Jul 30 2010 @ 6:19pm

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

Posted by Cassandra W. on Jul 30 2010 @ 6:19pm

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

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Posted by Michelle W. on Jul 30 2010 @ 6:33pm

Cassandra can type normal?

Posted by Michelle W. on Jul 30 2010 @ 6:33pm

Mind. Blown.

Posted by Fozzie B. on Jul 30 2010 @ 6:34pm

>€€€

Posted by Cassandra W. on Jul 30 2010 @ 6:37pm

I ThOuGhT YoU GuYs hAt3d ThAT... i tHoUgHt I'D TrY B3iNg mOr3 tOl3rAbL3.... i wAnT fRi3nDs sO BaD....

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Posted by Charles C. on Jul 30 2010 @ 6:58pm

dicks

Posted by Barry B. on Jul 30 2010 @ 6:59pm

This is gay... No one convo's anymore... Bunch of Fuckin lames...

Posted by Thao T. on Jul 30 2010 @ 7:07pm

I'll start a convo. how was work last night Barry?

Posted by Barry B. on Jul 30 2010 @ 7:15pm

Didn't work last night... Pool party and some spades instead... That was the binness... Oh n Kloe rage deleted me lol wbu

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Posted by Jim S. on Jul 30 2010 @ 6:59pm

The amount of wasted energy displayed by these trolls is astounding. If only they applied themselves to something worthwhile...

Posted by Bianca J. on Jul 30 2010 @ 7:10pm

Hey guys and especially GIRLS ;)
I haven't been on twi in like forever. Lots of new people to meet. Anyways hello all, my name is Bianca I'm 26 and I'm bisexual. I love meeting new people so what's up?

Posted by Bill D. on Jul 30 2010 @ 7:20pm

Hi Bianca, I'm Bill, how big are your cans and do you shave? Just wondering. You seem to speak your mind, so I thought I would too:)

Posted by Bianca J. on Jul 30 2010 @ 7:23pm

Haha your cute bill ;) I won't disclose that kind of information online but maybe u can find out ;)

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Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 30 2010 @ 7:47pm

I thank that I want to rest my nuts on Jim's face :)

Posted by Bill D. on Jul 30 2010 @ 8:14pm

I just wanna rest my nuts on your taint.

Posted by Thao T. on Jul 30 2010 @ 9:42pm

you forgot to say no homo.... unless you are homo, then there would be no need to say it

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Posted by BoobsOn M. on Jul 30 2010 @ 9:43pm

I didnt know this was fucking e-harmony

Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Jul 30 2010 @ 9:57pm

Lol•

Posted by Kevin B. on Jul 30 2010 @ 10:02pm

Vvv he thinks it is

Posted by Em O. on Jul 30 2010 @ 10:20pm

Cause me and Quack fell in love here. <3

Posted by Em O. on Jul 30 2010 @ 9:47pm

Hahaha you're so funny!!!

Posted by TheGoal I. on Jul 31 2010 @ 1:39am

I <3 you

Posted by Nate S. on Jul 30 2010 @ 10:12pm

My name is Nate Stinkfist, and I get laid almost every day of the week.

Posted by Nate S. on Jul 30 2010 @ 10:13pm

Almost on Monday. Almost on Tuesday. Almost on Wednesday. Almost on Thursday. Almost on Friday. Almost on Saturday. Almost on Sunday.

Posted by Bed D. on Jul 30 2010 @ 11:03pm

Looool

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Posted by Kimberly W. on Jul 30 2010 @ 10:47pm

I'm bordededededed

Posted by TheGoal I. on Jul 31 2010 @ 1:39am

Me too, lets fuck

Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 1:41am

You should come over and use my dick as a pogo stick. :()

Posted by Jim S. on Jul 30 2010 @ 11:09pm

@ kevin: I don't like men. I understand that's your "thing" but I'm not into it. Anyways, keep your chin up kiddo, I'm sure you'll find a man someday.

Posted by TheGoal I. on Jul 30 2010 @ 11:13pm

Where's emocunt?

Posted by Nate S. on Jul 30 2010 @ 11:44pm

Crying and slagsing

Posted by TheGoal I. on Jul 31 2010 @ 1:12am

Oh sweet

Posted by Kristi R. on Jul 31 2010 @ 12:14am

Ugh I hate males.. Fuck them all! Seriously fuck them all

Posted by Barry B. on Jul 31 2010 @ 12:15am

U can start with me

Posted by Bethany W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 12:15am

Wanna come into my fort? It's gurlz only.

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Posted by TheGoal I. on Jul 31 2010 @ 1:15am

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast

Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 1:40am

Your gay or just relax bro. You cool.

Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 1:43am

Ok ok ok fuck cakes were are my pussy hunting bros at ???????

Posted by Bethany W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 2:32am

I'm sad.
Where's Kevin?

Posted by Kimberly W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 2:41am

Our TWI pervert?

Posted by Bethany W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 2:53am

Chyeahhh.
Waddup Kimbo?

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Posted by Bethany W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 2:55am

Chicks

Posted by Bethany W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 2:56am

licks

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Flicks

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Tricks

Posted by Bethany W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 2:56am

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Posted by Bethany W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 2:56am

Hicks

Posted by Kimberly W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:02am

Ticks

Posted by Bernardo G. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:16am

Kicks

Posted by Bernardo G. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:16am

Cricks

Posted by Bernardo G. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:16am

Oranges

Posted by Paige E. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:20am

Kim gtfo fatty

Posted by Kimberly W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:25am

Ok idk who the hell you are! Wrong person! There is another chick with my name, so before you go mega bitch, get your facts straight.

Posted by BoobsOn M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:32am

Ya kim gtfo fat ass

Posted by Kimberly W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:35am

Seriously? 1) I'm not fat 2) I think y'all are confusing me with the other person wit my name

Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:32am

Wow, o, wow I he's we should call this web sight one big ass pussy or my moutth or fuck it why don't you put it in my ass. No I'm good it is not tex willfucked up it's I don't know talking shit wile were talking shit. And so I know for thoes dick suckin mother fuckers. IT IS A TEXT NOT A FUCKING BOOK REPORT . for you youguys fucks I know it sucke you don't know were the fuck to go. Go to your marine receter and say " I m a pussy but I would love to be s man ".

Posted by Kimberly W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:34am

You just missed Bethany. She decided she wants you lol

Posted by Jim S. on Jul 31 2010 @ 7:51am

What a fagtastic incoherent coming out.

Posted by Kimberly W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:32am

Ok WTF is this all about? I really don't get it.

Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:33am

I'm a army of one.

Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:33am

I'm up here . Some some some body give me intel.

Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:34am

I'm out on a bout give me the dope ind I'll fuck thim up . ???????

Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:37am

With out us you will have to work and ya I'm sorry maby FUCKING DO DOMTHING. It don't mater were all dead just protcr your house and famly.

Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:42am

I don't give a fuck just help the person next to you, fore real one day you will need help so gess what carma bitch or just say ya I'm better than that.

Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:49am

Karma is a bitch, I fuck around but doun deep, don't so it bro, I know I'm talkin to yong people, don't do it just treat people how you you would like to be treated. And ya call me a
Pussy but stop, and thank snout it. People I'm s old fucker just take a drank fr

Posted by BoobsOn M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:49am

Dear Kimberly.
You are extremely obese and very unattractive. I sincerely hope you die a slow and painful death, you sicken me, you filthy slut. I look forward to the day you die so i can rape your dead body.
Love,
Boobson Myface.

Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:50am

I know 99% of you fuckers don't have a fucking clue???

Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:53am

Ya I'm all fucked up

Posted by BoobsOn M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:54am

You sex me now yes?

Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 4:01am

No I love my wife

Posted by Miranda M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 8:43am

Real lame

Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:54am

Fore real who wants to take a big ass hager with me

Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:54am

Well fuck it and fuck u all I'm going down

Posted by Jim S. on Jul 31 2010 @ 7:53am

Remember: no teeth when you suck that dick.

Posted by Kevin B. on Jul 31 2010 @ 1:36pm

Dont forget to cup the balls

Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:56am

In Ho. Fick I. Thank my wife maby my naver that all tast the same

Posted by Kevin M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 4:06am

Fore real it's not that fucking hard help your naber or frend or no nobody I have and call me a pussy fick you if you see sone body tomaro Fuck it just turn seT

Posted by BoobsOn M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 4:07am

Kevin...You really need to have sex with me.

Posted by Kevin B. on Jul 31 2010 @ 1:35pm

Noo i will not

Posted by Bethany W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 4:18am

Please let oprah know that I won't ever stop sayin bitch and hoe

Posted by Bethany W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 12:39pm

Brrrraaap

Posted by Rob Z. on Jul 31 2010 @ 10:14pm

Boats and hoes!

Posted by Melissa S. on Aug 01 2010 @ 12:54am

Lol boats and hoes that's a funny movie!!

Posted by Nate S. on Jul 31 2010 @ 7:42am

Lol@ruhtards

Posted by Jim S. on Jul 31 2010 @ 8:00am

5 am. Just gettin home. Had awesome Thai food for dinner. Slept with a beautiful blonde girl. Listening to the waves crash as I fall asleep.

Posted by Miranda M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 8:46am

Idiot

Posted by Jim S. on Jul 31 2010 @ 1:49pm

I live in laguna beach. Jelly much?

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Posted by Thao T. on Jul 31 2010 @ 9:19am

last night I painted fozzie face white. now he can go hard in my motherfuckin paint. bears give better blowjobs than black girls

Posted by Jamie J. on Jul 31 2010 @ 9:25am

Stephen S sure does like some dick. Lots and lots of dick for Stephen S

Posted by Kevin B. on Jul 31 2010 @ 1:32pm

Yea that kid needs a life.

Posted by Em O. on Jul 31 2010 @ 9:48am

The new Orbit chick is annoying.

Posted by Kimberly W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 12:13pm

Am I being punked?

Posted by Nathan G. on Jul 31 2010 @ 1:17pm

Fuckers

Posted by Luis M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 1:42pm

Fat fuckers

Posted by Em O. on Jul 31 2010 @ 2:17pm

I
LOVE
BIG
FAT
JUICY
COBS
OF
SWEET
CORN.

Posted by TheGoal I. on Jul 31 2010 @ 2:26pm

Cocks*

Posted by TheGoal I. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:20pm

DTGABJ?

Posted by Thao T. on Jul 31 2010 @ 5:43pm

grilled

Posted by TheGoal I. on Jul 31 2010 @ 2:33pm

Alanah Rae is fucking hot. Google that shit

Posted by Bethany W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 5:33pm

I googled 'that shit' it was gross. Why do you look at that stuff...?

Posted by BoobsOn M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 7:23pm

Shut up slut porn is good

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Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Jul 31 2010 @ 7:26pm

Riddle for you: if a duck is in the forest and rayge deleted...is anyone around to hear it?

Posted by Miranda M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 7:56pm

Loser

Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Jul 31 2010 @ 8:06pm

Fuck you

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Posted by Bill D. on Jul 31 2010 @ 8:06pm

Schlongs!

Posted by BoobsOn M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 8:27pm

Titties!!

Posted by Bill D. on Jul 31 2010 @ 8:44pm

Fun Bags!

Posted by Bernardo G. on Jul 31 2010 @ 9:20pm

Sweater midgets!

Posted by Sean W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 9:32pm

Twi sucks now. Sav is a homo.

Posted by Bethany W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 9:44pm

Okay Dbags, if you're going to post pics of girls you don't like in the mods- at least send in nudes/ bikini/lingerie pics and not fully clothed ones.
Gosh....

Posted by BoobsOn M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 9:52pm

Stick a knife in your face

Posted by Bethany W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 10:03pm

Quit being so butthurt, titty.
You know you love me.

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Posted by Em O. on Jul 31 2010 @ 10:15pm

DICKS

Posted by Aren G. on Jul 31 2010 @ 10:37pm

Hey Stephen what do u like in your mouth?

Posted by TheGoal I. on Jul 31 2010 @ 10:53pm

Bethany I think I love you

Posted by Bethany W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 10:54pm

Okay•

Posted by TheGoal I. on Jul 31 2010 @ 11:05pm

You're my favorite lesbian

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Posted by Matt T. on Jul 31 2010 @ 11:10pm

Fug TWI, fags live off this garbage!!

Posted by BoobsOn M. on Aug 01 2010 @ 12:29am

Sexy beast in uniform?

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Jul 31 2010 @ 11:30pm

Bethany I wanna do bad things to you.

Posted by BoobsOn M. on Jul 31 2010 @ 11:35pm

We can all agree tht bethany deserves to be ass-raped.

Posted by Bethany W. on Jul 31 2010 @ 11:46pm

WTF. You guys are gross... :\

Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Aug 01 2010 @ 12:15am

Bethany touch't me once.. She now likes women.

Posted by BoobsOn M. on Aug 01 2010 @ 12:28am

Beth, seriously. You know you want maw pussy in yo faceee.

Posted by Michelle W. on Aug 01 2010 @ 1:24am

Who's this Bethany person?

Posted by TheGoal I. on Aug 01 2010 @ 1:33am

An awesome lesbian

Posted by TheGoal I. on Aug 01 2010 @ 1:33am

That's hot

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Posted by Barry B. on Aug 01 2010 @ 2:03am

Vv who's all these lame ass fagots?

Posted by Fozzie B. on Aug 01 2010 @ 2:17am

idk•

Posted by BoobsOn M. on Aug 01 2010 @ 2:19am

Your new sex partner..now...get in my belly

Posted by BoobsOn M. on Aug 01 2010 @ 2:20am

Strap on spelt backwards is no parts

Posted by Kristi R. on Aug 01 2010 @ 2:23am

Nice!!! How does that work out

Posted by Kristi R. on Aug 01 2010 @ 2:22am

Dammit I am drunk ughhhhh

Posted by Kristi R. on Aug 01 2010 @ 2:22am

But this is the app for it right!!?!?

Posted by Kristi R. on Aug 01 2010 @ 2:24am

This is what happens when two doesn't update

Posted by Kristi R. on Aug 01 2010 @ 2:24am

Twi****

Posted by BoobsOn M. on Aug 01 2010 @ 2:34am

Id stick a footlong subway melt on honey oat, with pepper jack cheese, black olives, onions, banana peppers, and oil into your vagina..

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Posted by TheGoal I. on Aug 01 2010 @ 3:00am

Suck and fuck a duck for luck

Posted by Bethany W. on Aug 01 2010 @ 3:05am

QMF ftw.

Posted by BoobsOn M. on Aug 01 2010 @ 3:06am

I will try this

Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Aug 01 2010 @ 8:03am

Ftmfw

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Posted by Em O. on Aug 01 2010 @ 11:07am

<--- agrees with John. Jsjs.

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dicks

Posted by Thao T. on Aug 01 2010 @ 12:09pm

cunts

Posted by Josh L. on Aug 01 2010 @ 12:09pm

8=====D

Posted by Kimberly W. on Aug 01 2010 @ 12:14pm

Actual size?

Posted by Justin R. on Aug 01 2010 @ 3:26pm

Most likely

Posted by Barry B. on Aug 01 2010 @ 12:14pm

Ok, now this app is honestly full of fags... so fuckin weak... I honestly hope they delete this app from the app store. And stop updating this shit... The lot of you can JOAB

Posted by Jamie J. on Aug 01 2010 @ 12:20pm

dorks

Posted by Jessica M. on Aug 01 2010 @ 12:25pm

haven't been on TWI in two days. i can see i didn't miss much.

Posted by Miranda M. on Aug 01 2010 @ 1:07pm

Didn't miss you either

Posted by Bed D. on Aug 01 2010 @ 1:24pm

Vvv lol

Posted by Geoff N. on Aug 01 2010 @ 1:13pm

FUCK TWI

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<--- brunette. js

Posted by TheGoal I. on Aug 01 2010 @ 1:58pm

Kill yourself

Posted by Thao T. on Aug 01 2010 @ 2:17pm

so am i

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Posted by Em O. on Aug 01 2010 @ 3:19pm

dicks

Posted by Justin R. on Aug 01 2010 @ 3:25pm

dicks