TWI: Texting While Intoxicated

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(317): Split my pants at work

Posted May 22 2013 @ 1:15am | 1 Comments

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(323): I wrecked that.

Posted May 22 2013 @ 1:00am | 1 Comments

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(231): Look what I found at the end of the rainbow

Posted May 22 2013 @ 6:15am | 0 Comments

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(203): Having fun tonight! Hell yeah!
(1-203): Are you watching futurama??
(203): Yes. Not important.

Posted May 22 2013 @ 11:15am | 0 Comments

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(404): Babe, my boobs are in the way!

Posted May 22 2013 @ 1:45am | 0 Comments

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(480): She's here to liven things up ;)
(1-480): Dude wtf!! Is her nickname ss tittybang?!

Posted May 22 2013 @ 11:00am | 0 Comments

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(407): An ass worthy of slapping.

Posted May 22 2013 @ 1:30am | 0 Comments

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(207): Hey what's up?
(1-207): Suckin some nips, you?
(207): Haha autocorrect ftw right?
(207): Right?!
(1-207): Sorry man, my lifestyle is a little spicier than urs..

Posted May 22 2013 @ 6:30am | 0 Comments

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(933): Gotta love slutty co workers!

Posted May 22 2013 @ 6:45am | 0 Comments

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(808): Beach Day

Posted May 22 2013 @ 6:00am | 0 Comments

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(770): headed for a jog

Posted May 22 2013 @ 11:30am | 0 Comments