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-2075
(770): She's a keeper!!

Posted Jan 10 2010 @ 6:15am | 328 Comments

-735
(718): U kno how I do

Posted Aug 28 2009 @ 4:58pm | 428 Comments

-1186
(562): All I remember is me getting mad at my laptop!

Posted Aug 30 2009 @ 4:01pm | 200 Comments

-1095
(901): I swear I didn't feel a THING last night!

Posted Aug 28 2009 @ 10:50pm | 306 Comments

-1123
(281): FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!!!

Posted Oct 08 2009 @ 11:45pm | 184 Comments

-1065
New TWI Rule: Anyone posting porn/nudity will be banned. No warnings. I don't care who you are or what your excuse is. Banned individuals will not be able to appeal under any circumstances. We let a lot slide here, but the nudity has to stop. We're tired of deleting all of the junk that gets submitted. You're ruining the app for other people. Sincerely, The Moderators

Posted Feb 04 2010 @ 1:03pm | 168 Comments

-962
(404): Ballsless

Posted Dec 06 2009 @ 11:45pm | 145 Comments

-849
(205): Drank myself into a woman

Posted Sep 09 2009 @ 10:05am | 160 Comments

-636
(719): Yes thats a squirrel in our toilet. You tell me how this happens.

Posted Oct 04 2009 @ 6:00am | 164 Comments

693
(573): Holy shit...He made it himself!!!

Posted Nov 03 2009 @ 10:00am | 121 Comments

-736
(580): Dude I was having sex with my girlfriend and I pulled out there was blood on my penis :(

Posted Aug 28 2009 @ 5:25pm | 236 Comments

-718
(561): I had to use my fake id to buy it, jerk!
(1-561): I thought you only had to be 18 to buy those?
(561): Yes & I'm 16......

Posted Sep 02 2009 @ 6:29pm | 223 Comments

-809
(954): Strippers should not work while on there period.
(1-954): Oh my god man...what the fuck? Are you serious????

Posted Oct 11 2009 @ 3:00pm | 84 Comments

-638
(916): Slutty chicks on the bed. Always a photo opp!

Posted Nov 25 2009 @ 3:00pm | 163 Comments

6224
(210): Last night wasnt so bad...

Posted Sep 06 2009 @ 2:29pm | 792 Comments

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