(770): She's a keeper!!

(718): U kno how I do

(562): All I remember is me getting mad at my laptop!

(901): I swear I didn't feel a THING last night!

(281): FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!!!

New TWI Rule: Anyone posting porn/nudity will be banned. No warnings. I don't care who you are or what your excuse is. Banned individuals will not be able to appeal under any circumstances. We let a lot slide here, but the nudity has to stop. We're tired of deleting all of the junk that gets submitted. You're ruining the app for other people. Sincerely, The Moderators

(404): Ballsless

(205): Drank myself into a woman

(719): Yes thats a squirrel in our toilet. You tell me how this happens.

(573): Holy shit...He made it himself!!!

(580): Dude I was having sex with my girlfriend and I pulled out there was blood on my penis :(

(561): I had to use my fake id to buy it, jerk!
(1-561): I thought you only had to be 18 to buy those?
(561): Yes & I'm 16......

(954): Strippers should not work while on there period.
(1-954): Oh my god man...what the fuck? Are you serious????

(916): Slutty chicks on the bed. Always a photo opp!

(210): Last night wasnt so bad...