TWI: Texting While Intoxicated

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(901): Patrick just microwaved a kitten..

Posted Feb 05 2010 @ 4:15am | 74 Comments

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(419): Needless to say I wont be having sex with her. Glad i saw this first.

Posted Sep 22 2010 @ 10:45am | 79 Comments

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(956): would you?

Posted Jan 12 2011 @ 10:45am | 67 Comments

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(903): Lone Star State Sexy!

Posted Aug 04 2011 @ 1:45am | 28 Comments

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(817): Gotta love UT fans

Posted Nov 30 2011 @ 5:15am | 8 Comments

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(214): The winky face tells me to go for it but the cankles say wtf?!?

Posted Jun 15 2011 @ 8:45pm | 174 Comments

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(806): Easy money

Posted Nov 05 2009 @ 8:45pm | 108 Comments

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(270): I thought it was a woman until I saw "her" package :( Terrible, just terrible.

Posted Oct 03 2009 @ 7:30pm | 42 Comments

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Posted May 22 2011 @ 4:00pm | 19 Comments

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(254): 254

Posted Jan 14 2011 @ 12:30am | 57 Comments

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(503): What:(

Posted May 30 2010 @ 3:45am | 72 Comments

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(817): She's gonna regret this tomorrow.

Posted Nov 20 2010 @ 8:15pm | 67 Comments

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(516): She's drunk I'm goin in

Posted Dec 15 2010 @ 7:18pm | 79 Comments

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(314): :)

Posted Feb 08 2012 @ 5:15am | 25 Comments

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(325): It's gonna be one of those nights!!!

Posted Feb 20 2011 @ 7:30pm | 45 Comments