(503): Is it still illegal if she's already knocked up?

(501): Send me your best pic!
(1-501): Here ya go! ;)
(501): I said YOUR best! Not your retarded sister's!
(1-501): Fuck you!

(626): I can't believe I fuck that girl last night... Y? Because she had a blue waffle

(806): Get it girl

(512): A biker got pulled over!

(805): You shouldn't have let me fuck that chick the other night it feels like I'm pissin razor blades
(1-805): That's what you get for fuckin my sister
(805): Fuck you I'm going to hit up your sister tonight and put it up her butt with my infeacted dick

(414): Blahhh who the fuck brought the sloppy drunk girl tonigh? She's passed out in my room.
(414): OMG SHE JUST FUCKING PISSED ON MY BED!

(239): lol not gonna type that out

(405): Y'all humpin?
(1-405): No. I was pooping.

(440): You know,the part in the wizard of oz...where the monkeys tear apart the scare crow? It's like that :,(

(678): Are you still pissed at me? The reality is this...it would have died in 3 or 4 years anyway. We were just moving things along a bit.

(561): I almost just ran over like 10 children in a cross walk and swerved to hit the curb...i think

(805): I needed to find a way to make my girlfriends ass famous without her knowing... Mission impossible just became mission successful. :)

(912): Hottie needs to drink more...

(352): I just wanna climb a tall building and throw myself from the top of it. Into traffic. Traffic that for some reason is on fire. Firey death traffic.