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(515): Whore cheating on her boyfriend.
(515): Have you told him yet?
(515): Im not sure how to? This would destroy him!

Posted May 08 2013 @ 4:00pm | 6 Comments

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(817): Horny MILF


Posted May 08 2013 @ 6:30am | 2 Comments

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(509): My chick bad

Posted May 08 2013 @ 4:15pm | 4 Comments

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(570): Look out bro!

Posted May 09 2013 @ 8:00pm | 2 Comments

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(410): Do you have napkins ?

Posted May 08 2013 @ 11:15am | 5 Comments

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(707): All you need is a handful

Posted May 16 2013 @ 8:00pm | 0 Comments

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(915): Apparently she forgot the rules...
(1-915): Set her straight, bro!
(915): We'll talk about it over hot steamy sex. I'll use my convincing methods! Lmao!

Posted May 09 2013 @ 8:30pm | 0 Comments

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(616): I'd tap that

Posted May 16 2013 @ 4:30pm | 1 Comments

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(902): Love em

Posted May 15 2013 @ 1:30am | 1 Comments

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(818): Good morning!

Posted May 16 2013 @ 4:00pm | 0 Comments

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(860): Not a bad view

Posted May 13 2013 @ 1:00am | 1 Comments

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(813): Nice tattoos...

Posted May 08 2013 @ 6:15am | 1 Comments

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(630): Hippie on a bike? Was smoking a blunt

Posted May 09 2013 @ 8:45pm | 1 Comments

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(313): Do you miss me yet?

Posted May 08 2013 @ 1:30am | 2 Comments

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(888): I <3 boobs!

Posted May 15 2013 @ 1:15am | 4 Comments

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